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cupidstunt

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Oh wickedfire gods accept my humble offering of boobs and bless my noob journal!




The plan:

1. Get domain @ namecheap
2. Get hosting @ hostgator
3. Get accepted @ EWA (heard theyre nice to noobs) @neverblue (heard theyre awesome) @ a4d (heard theyre also awesome)
4. Get LP @ BST
5. Get WP (plugins etc)
6. Get Prosper202
7. Get some sort of split tester @ BST
8. Get FB coupons @ BST
9. Read facebook policies again just to make sure they didnt pull some crazy shit when i blinked
10. begin global domination bwahaha

That is all.

your humble peasant,
admiral lemonade
 


man this is costing me a lot of money already. 1 and 2 are $86. 4 is about $125. 7 is $250 if i get it. 8 is $105. the grand total is $566. i've decided to add another number.

11. get a peasant day job somewhere.

as much as I hate the idea of working for some else for piddling change and wasting time i don't really have too many options. i just need to build the bankroll then dominate. all for the glory of the hustle.
 



to prevent not actually doing anything and making this just mental masturbation, i'm only going to post once a week. i'm not going to wickedfire, dp, bhw or any forum. i'm just gonna do stuff. i might read a blog or two but def no forums.

i'm also only going to write in this journal for 90 days. if im doing it wrong lemme know.....
 



oh. almost forgot. i forgot my obligatory intro.....

why im doing this: im poor. fuck working retail and fastfood. i like freedom too much. i love the idea of being able to work from my house hustling monies online. i'd do porn but my dick is too tiny and im afraid of tiny furry creatures...

what i want out of this : $100 a day by 90 days

when: 90 days do or die .. its your life and its ending by the minute

how: FB. ill push whatever offer is profitable. i'll get more into this next week.

ask me anything you want....
 
Hey Cupidstunt,

Just wanted to wish you luck with it all. Keep taking action and don't give up. Looking forward to your progress. :)
 
To save yourself money and frustration, you might want to learn how to build basic landers yourself and not worry about wordpress. This skill will serve you well, especially if you make the move to PPV traffic. I burn through landers at an astonishing rate, and if I had to pay a lot for them each time, it'd be a nightmare.

And when I say basic, I mean super basic, something you could find in a "how to use html" thread.

Best of luck to you.
 
theflame said:
Hey Cupidstunt,

Just wanted to wish you luck with it all. Keep taking action and don't give up. Looking forward to your progress. :)
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thanks. stay tuned i because i got some crazy shit coming up.

tshaf said:
To save yourself money and frustration, you might want to learn how to build basic landers yourself and not worry about wordpress. This skill will serve you well, especially if you make the move to PPV traffic. I burn through landers at an astonishing rate, and if I had to pay a lot for them each time, it'd be a nightmare.

And when I say basic, I mean super basic, something you could find in a "how to use html" thread.

Best of luck to you.
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thanks. i'm gonna try to learn that this weekend.
 
SEO



i know i said i'd only post once a week but since i'm doing SEO as well, i figured it would only be fair to post twice a week.

i'm doing SEO because i got stuck at #2 waiting on the affiliate networks to call me back (story of my life *cue emo violins*)

1. Get domain @ namecheap - done
2. Get hosting @ hostgator - done
3. Get accepted @ EWA (heard theyre nice to noobs) @Neverblue (heard theyre awesome) @ a4d (heard theyre also awesome) - in progress
4. Get LP @ BST
5. Get WP (plugins etc) - done
6. Get Prosper202
7. Get some sort of split tester @ BST
8. Get FB coupons @ BST
9. Read facebook policies again just to make sure they didnt pull some crazy shit when i blinked
10. begin global domination bwahahav


i only had 90 days and i didn't want to lose my momentum so i went ahead and got an extra domain and upgraded my hostgator plan. i've never really done SEO before but from what i've gathered heres the basic idea:

1. make blog/site/whatever - done
a. wordpress + plugins
2. add content (unique) - in progress
3. add moar content
4. add adsense + amazon
5. add links/linkwheel/comment like a motherfucker on forums blogs etc.
6. profit

if im doin it wrong feel free to dickroll.

i've already got the site + domain + hosting. i also installed wordpress and added some plugins.
PROTIP ( <--do not be noob like me) : use plugin central when installing plugins. it makes installing things really fast. here are the plugins i have atm:

1. akismet
2. autometa
3. dagon design sitemap generator
4. google xml sitemaps
5. headspace 2
6. pingcrawl
7. plugincentral
8. redirection
9. related posts
10. seo auto links & related posts
11. seo friendly images
12. seo slugs
13. seo smart links
14. seo title tag
15. share this
16. sociable
17. spam karma 2
18. UTW theme compatibility thing
19. wordpress automatic upgrade

i know i have TOO MANY plugins and will be pruning out the shit i dont need once i figure out what they do. yes, i am THAT noob. i just figured out what the magical backlink juice is today.

PROTIP ( <--do not be noob like me) : for those who do not know wtf backlinks are or how google page rank works
read ---> xxx.mattcutts.com/blog/seo-for-bloggers/

brb
 
content writing




i am now a content slut. i will write articles FOR FREE till i get repz as big as as big as a blue whale's dick. im doing this to get better at writing and make some onlinemoniez. pm me if you need articles. all i ask is you leave reviews.

books im reading atm:

1. CA$HVERTISING: How to Use More than 100 Secrets of Ad-Agency Psychology to Make Big Money Selling Anything to Anyone.

2. Landing Page Optimization: The Definitive Guide to Testing and Tuning for Conversions

will review ^ books when i'm done.
 
Atlasj said:
Best boobs I've seen in... forever!

I'm not a total noob (some success with SEO) but I have a lot to learn about affiliate marketing. I'll be following your journal, hope I can contribute too.
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^ maria ozawa. she is a DIME. thanks for reading man ! WF has an awesome community.

SHOUTOUT TO KENNY POWERS:
KennyPowers said:
So over the past month I've been busting my ass writing articles. Overall the pay was decent. As a recent high school grad I was making $16/hr and a good $50 a week from having my buddy write some - but the more I wrote, the more I realized that I'm way too fucking smart to be competing with all these Hindus.

Don't get me wrong, the job's not bad, it's just that if I continue on this path then I'll never really be able to achieve anything significant.

If there is one thing that I've learned from this experience, it's this: if you have a roof over your head and food on the table then fuck working for an hourly wage. Whatever you make today is most likely the same shit you'll make tomorrow, whereas if you bust your ass for no pay today, then tomorrow might be a better day ... and if shit hits the fan then fuck it, I'll go back to writing your stupid fucking articles about flabby female asses and some bullshit diet.

Hence, from this day forward fuck the world. I am not a member of corporate America and hopefully never will be. I am a fucking boss and will take over the internets. I work harder, longer, and smarter than you and I WILL succeed.

From this point on, this thread will serve as a testament for this messy yet hopefully successful endeavor.

/end post. Time to get paid. ---Kennyfuckingpowers
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you are one inspiring motherfucker....
 
Here are some pointers for you, hopefully they'll save you some headaches.

FB doesn't like cpa marketers using their vouchers/coupons, you may get a warning, you may get banned, or you may fly under the radar. Those vouchers were meant for small local businesses that don't have a clue about online marketing.

If you're serious about making FB your primary traffic source, you may want to create/buy multiple accounts. You will need a different IP, credit card, computer, and name for different accounts and never ever access them from the same ip you've accessed other accounts through. I recommend setting up a VPN to access your different FB accounts, strongvpn.com are pretty good. Find a reliable and supported ad uploading tool, it'll save you a ton of time down the road, take a look in the SBT section of WF.

I've heard some Prosper202 users running into problems with Host Gator, don't cheap out on hosting, spring for a good VPS, cloud, or dedicated server. Liquidweb and beyondhosting are popular amongst many aff marketers.

Focus on principles, once you learn the ins and outs of one traffic source or niche, the same basic principles can be carried over to others. Marketing principles are like the foundation to your new home, take your time to build it well. At the end of the day its really all about, Traffic --> Offer, don't over complicate things, keep it simple to start.

Don't get caught up in industry hype, don't jump onto a "hot" traffic source just because some asshat guru tweeted about it or chase the next "hot" offer your AM emailed you about, you have to focus, focus, focus. Eliminate distractions, set daily/weekly/monthly/yearly goals and hold yourself accountable to them.

Don't get caught up in analysis paralysis or become a victim of preparing to prepare, cause you will just end up in a pointless circle jerk with yourself and never get any where. Experience is the best teacher, don't be scared to lose money, look at it like buying data. Don't be afraid to fail, just fail fast but learn faster.

Good luck bros.
 
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WTFlux said:
Don't get caught up in analysis paralysis or become a victim of preparing to prepare, cause you will just end up in a pointless circle jerk with yourself and never get any where. Experience is the best teacher, don't be scared to lose money, look at it like buying data. Don't be afraid to fail, just fail fast but learn faster.

Good luck bros.
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QFT! ty for the advice man. i'm still stacking my funds atm so it'll be a bit before i can actually do fb.
 


SEO case study

KW stats

big G :

broad global : 3,000,000
broad local : 1,000,000
exact global : 600,000
exact local :300,000

competition:

shitty designs
PR 0
lotta links

tools:
google kw
seoquake
alexa
compete
 
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