Screw my life..... Food Poisoning... eggs

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iCreate

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Yesterday... ate some eggs from my grocery store (they deliver to me). I thought the dozen looked kinda bad b/c a few shells were cracked but the peel inside the egg was not broken. so i did not sweat it, cooked, & ate 'em.


By 6pm.. stomach was feeling a little queezy....

by 10pm I noticed something was def worng

Tried to lay down thinking it was light discomfort.... it was like i mixed up a bomb in my stomach of juice and everything.

I wake up after sleeping probably an hour.... and lets just say i was throwing all the juice & food I drank for the day (but no eggs), every way possible.

Only my 2nd time throwing up i n my entire life. Anyone got some experience like this? I'm wondering what I could do to get over this completely

this sucks
 


def didn't know they were bad...the shells had some cracks but weren't smelling/looking 'bad'

i'm just trying to get through this b/c i need to move on Tuesday and can't get nothing done comfortably.. all tips appreciated
 
iCreate said:
def didn't know they were bad...the shells had some cracks but weren't smelling/looking 'bad'

i'm just trying to get through this b/c i need to move on Tuesday and can't get nothing done comfortably.. all tips appreciated
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Baking Soda + Water. LOTS and LOTS of water (not lots of baking soda though), 1+ gallon a day min. Water is really the only way you are going to flush out your system, and re-hydrate fast enough. Good luck bro.

You're also a tard for eating eggs that are cracked. If they are cracked, that means dangerous bacteria can get in them, you can't smell that shit - dumbass. Just because the "peel" is intact doesn't mean that micro-organisms can't get through, it just means shit that you can see with your eyes can't get through... jesus christ. Do you even wash your hands? Or do you only do that when you "see" shit on them?

In your next lifetime, read the fucking instruction manual to staying alive.

RIP OP​
 
Andrew Scherer said:
I was thinking the same thing


I've had too many relationships go wrong with jello shots.
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Yes, i prided myself of only having 1 instance... i threw up when i got a shot in like the 1st grade or somethign.......

dont think i got shots too much since.... been healthy as a horse in the prairy lands.... i rarely get sick or anything.

Apparently though, eating this egg was my achille's heel.............. FAWK....... even my mom was like "u dont eat that when its cracked"


at least i knew to brush my teeth afterwards.. avoid losing my beautiful whites......... if i live

Calling the grocery store about this BS tomorrow..... they screw up my home deliveries all the time and this just took the cake.......... I read on-line i should submit the food to the city health department
 
CCarter said:

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Baking Soda + Water. LOTS and LOTS of water (not lots of baking soda though), 1+ gallon a day min. Water is really the only way you are going to flush out your system, and re-hydrate fast enough. Good luck bro.

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thanks a million.

if i do die.. at least i can say i had a incredible life~! :cool-smiley-008:
 
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