Shoemoney Tool wins Shoemoney Tools Logo Design - WTF?

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Drake

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I knew this contest had the ability to become interesting. I thought some of you would have made your own “Shitmonkey” logo and post it. But it appears you were too busy trying to figure out what to run on facebook.
So the little investigative journalist in me took a look at this “contest”. Since I never touched FB ads, being a lazy procrastinator and all.

It appears someone called mattblancarte won the contest posted in the other thread.

If you look at their profile here: 99designs Profile for mattblancarte
They entered 1 contest and won it. 1 Entry ever. Nothing before, and nothing since. A-fucking-mazing luck for a 99design person. Most win 1 in 20 to 1 in 100.
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If you have spent a few years gaming shit on the internet you know that ain’t right. So I just google “mattblancharte”.

That alias is everywhere and it all points to one guy. This guy:

• Name Matthew Blancarte
• Location iPhone: 33.107300,-117.104688
• Web http://www.uniqueblogdesigns.scam
• Bio Co-Founder - Unique Blog Designs / Gearhead

Who as you may know made the fucking theme Shitmonkey (and John Chow) uses, is a friend of him, and probably could or would just email him a logo if he asked. Hopefully better than that one that one. The strange thing is that the winner with that graph going up was uploaded and is live now.
So what the hell was this?
1) A ploy to try to hype the shoemoneytools to the people on 99designs?
2) A test of a viral thing to people who probably are using a pirated version of Photoshop and that is their main interest not IM?
3) Just some way for the Shoemoney people and the UBD people to have fun and fuck with people?
4) Proof that iPhone owners are scamming, shill bidding, wannabees? JK

So What say you?
 


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Plus this is shoemonkey he probably just chose the winning entry because the name rang a bell or he was too busy imagining beng an ultimate fighter or something
 
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I am partial to Philip Marlowe by Elliot Gould myself.

Awesome movie BTW.
 
"Rain was pounding the foggy streets. A cold, hard rain.

I should have been rolling around between the sheets with that blonde dame from down the hall. But no...I had made up my mind. Something stunk here. Stunk worse than a warfhand after a hard day hauling fish.

That Mr. Clean lookin' fuck was up to no good, and I was just the guy to do him in..."
 
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