Should I Do Blow Tonight?



Don't allow yourself that privilege until you got at least 10 million in the bank. And that's a pretty conservative number. Just look at Scott Storch or that chick who won the lottery and blew almost all of it on coke... within a year... lmao.

So stick to crack until you're filthy rich brah.
 
My friend got 500k from a lawsuit that's been sitting since he was a baby and collecting money on. Second he turned 21, He spent it all in less than a year. Blues, rehab, clothes, etc.

We're no longer friends, ha.
 
Drugs are a much more dangerous addition than masturbation. At least with masturbation, the worst you'll lose is time. With drugs you'll lose money, time, health, and your anal virginity to a large shemale named Olga.
 
And now I will give a semi-serious response to a non-serious thread:

I did my share of experimenting in my younger days. Apparently I was running with the wrong social circles because cocaine never presented itself to me. However, a couple years ago I was hanging out with this chick and she suggested we go party at her neighbors house. I was like ahh-ite. I get there and everyone is playing poker and doing blow, so I'm like, well, I guess now I finally get to try it.

...but the motherfuckers never passed it to me.

Now I feel like I'm too old to be adventurous. Plus I get chest pains every now and then. I think cocaine might kill me.
 
Seriously people

1) this was a joke, i wouldnt ask anyone on the internet for permission to have fun
2) addicted? this is a serious mind matter folks. pro-tip: dont go overboard
3) drugs will not make you lose your anal virginity
 
Olga is a females name.

And no, I would not be put in a cell with a hardened ass rape criminal for personal amounts of an illegal substance.
 
What does cocaine make you feel like?

Energetic, euphoric, powerful, social, successful, agile, etc. etc. etc. All your senses come alive and for a short period you're the man. Then you feel like shit.

All that, and unless you have a really serious hookup and pay top dollar for it, the shit on the street is absolute crap. Some say the purity levels of what is sold in Europe these days is around 7%. The rest is cheap analgesic from eastern Europe than hasn't been used in western medicine since the 60s because it can cause various cancers.
 
Drugs are a much more dangerous addition than masturbation. At least with masturbation, the worst you'll lose is time. With drugs you'll lose money, time, health, and your anal virginity to a large shemale named Olga.

haha i never thought of this....anyways you only live once