Sitting at the computer...I look over and see my cat doing some kind of ninja pooping

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pretty skillful, I'm impressed. I don't know if I could take a dump standing on a balance beam. Actually, I don't even know if I could stand on a balance beam normally...
 


Unimpressed.

If it were ninja pooping, you wouldn't be able to see a cat in that photo.
 
Next step - Litter Kwitter :)

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sh4A3KJw3U"]Rasmus and Axel Cat Litter kwitter green stage with addition no.2.m4v - YouTube[/ame]
 
Tried it bro, things a piece of shit (no pun intended :P).

Agreed. It was clogged up and malfunctioning within a couple hours. There's nothing "ballin" about cleaning cat poop off the individual tines of an automated scooping system that's supposed to do the work for you.

I took it back to the store. I felt bad for the retail clerk who took that return, but seriously...$150 for a litter box that clogs on the first use?? Litter is the one thing that makes me hesitant about getting a cat again. Parrots are 100x easier.
 
Agreed. It was clogged up and malfunctioning within a couple hours. There's nothing "ballin" about cleaning cat poop off the individual tines of an automated scooping system that's supposed to do the work for you.

I took it back to the store. I felt bad for the retail clerk who took that return, but seriously...$150 for a litter box that clogs on the first use?? Litter is the one thing that makes me hesitant about getting a cat again. Parrots are 100x easier.

It sounds like for 150, you expect a little elf to sit inside the fucking box and clean the grate with a microscope every time your cat takes a dump. I don't know what you feed your cat, but my cat's shit scoops up just fine. Had it for a couple years now. It's not the quietest thing in the world but it saves me from scooping up cat shit everyday. Fuck that.
 
I got two of these things and changed my life for the better. Fuck litter. [ame="http://www.amazon.com/Litter-Robot-Automatic-Self-Cleaning-Beige/dp/B000LJDLKG/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1349156277&sr=8-6&keywords=%22litter+robot%22"]Amazon.com: Litter Robot LRII Automatic Self-Cleaning Litter Box, Beige: Pet Supplies[/ame]
 
It sounds like for 150, you expect a little elf to sit inside the fucking box and clean the grate with a microscope every time your cat takes a dump. I don't know what you feed your cat, but my cat's shit scoops up just fine. Had it for a couple years now. It's not the quietest thing in the world but it saves me from scooping up cat shit everyday. Fuck that.

For $150 I'd also expect it to clean my balls.