So how does anyone here make money?

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I can't believe this guy is still around. He's a fucking idiot.

Did anyone read his digg post?

I can't believe no one else is insulted at the fact that he is saying he hasn't learned shit here. This place has tons of invaluable posts. So you know how to install wordpress? Whoop-de-fucking-do, stop reading the posts by the other faggots that come and ask stupid questions like yours. Why don't you get off your fat ass and read some of the worthwhile posts here instead of bitching about it?
 


You'd be lying if you said you didn't join this forum to learn how to make more money online.

When you login here everyday I'm sure your looking for posts that contain information that portains to your goal of making more money online through affiliate marketing, adsense, or whatever.

From what I've gathered, the majority of posts here contain stuff I already know (and I'm sure you already know as well). Build a blog with content, add RSS feeds, submit to digg, etc. But what keeps you coming back here is the faint hope that someday someone will divulge something you don't already know about..that golden nugget of information that can transform your online precence...

You're right, we would be lying. We're ALL here to learn how to make more money.

The point you're missing is, listen to what people are saying, it's there, all you have to do is pay attention. Read between the lines and use your imagination.

Stop expecting someone to say "OK fucktard ( I learned that word here and have been dying to use it. Thanks for the opportunity!) here's exactly how YOU can make money." Read what others are doing and think "How can I make money with this idea?"

In the span of a few short weeks, I have gotten enough ideas to keep me busy for the next 6 months and if I don't quadruple my earnings I'll stand in Adens front yard with my pants around my ankles and let all you shitweasels watch! :love-smiley-083:

Now stop being such a whiney little bitch and put your mind in gear. If you can't find something in the next 15 minutes that makes the lightbulb flicker with an idea of how you can bend it and shape it to your own use, then get the fuck out!

On second thought, you said you already know everything you've read here so why waste time? Just get the fuck out now!

Oh, and be sure to drag Jerry Falwells stiff, rotting corpse with you.

Thank you, over and out.
 
surfer....

I'm just wondering how does anyone here actually make any money? Most of the posts I have read don't offer any specifics regarding money making strategies.
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1. Super Affiliate: Jon.

actually, now that you mention it, I have only heard people call him a super affiliate. I have never actually seen or heard how much he has made ever. I heard a rumor about a check screenshot at sitepoint (gay forum) but i havn't seen it ( I would love to if someone has a link) . Nor do I know what he did to acheive super affiliate status besides his early porno days. What has Jon done since then? (no sarcasm here i am just curious):bowdown:

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Get the fuck out of here windows fagget.
 
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you better have some more skills then rding a 1 foot wave to make money surfing micker.....I hope you can fucken get air and sure waves that are about 20x's this size.:D

but cool to see another surfer slangin their shit. I'm off to Indonesia in 2 months so I better make some cash.
 
People do actually make $$ on the internet!

What FUCK OFF no one told me that shit I was just here for the beer dambit.

actually, now that you mention it, I have only heard people call him a super affiliate. I have never actually seen or heard how much he has made ever. I heard a rumor about a check screenshot at sitepoint (gay forum) but i havn't seen it ( I would love to if someone has a link) . Nor do I know what he did to acheive super affiliate status besides his early porno days. What has Jon done since then? (no sarcasm here i am just curious):bowdown:

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Get the fuck out of here windows fagget.

I seen that check, well a screenshot of it anyway.....$56K or some shit in one month, and that was ONLY his CJ earnings haha bugger I'm fucking happy when mine reads 2K.


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Oh yeah and as for this douchebag who doesn't know how to read the information in front of him.......go over to another forum and see how much help you'll get compared to us and when you loose a few grand on useless fucking shit then you can return here and appoigize.
 
LOL this is great. Wanna make some real money??

1. Go to the doctor and get a checkup
2. Sell one of your kidneys (net ya around 15k)
3. Repeat step 1
4. Spooge in a little red cup. (This will be used later in life if needed)
5. Cut off your balls. (Keeps your computer screen clean and prevents you from taking any unnecessary risks)
6. Sell your used testiculars on ebay. (More start-up money)
7. In the empty space where your balls were you can store objects like mini hard drives, cds, chicken nuggets, or your house keys.
8. Invest the 15k you got from selling your kidney to buy as many ebooks as you can on "How to make money on the Internet"
9. Once you've read all these books you've become an Expert in the industry. Now write your own ebook. "How a Nut-less, Uni-kidney Marketer made Millions by Posting on WickedFire!"

I'd read it, wouldn't you?
 
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In the span of a few short weeks, I have gotten enough ideas to keep me busy for the next 6 months and if I don't quadruple my earnings I'll stand in Adens front yard with my pants around my ankles and let all you shitweasels watch! :love-smiley-083:
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Good for you. No way I am gonna make that offer to Aden.
Altho I could quadruple my earnings of 0.19$ .... maybe....

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Windowsoft, your digg post was extremely obvious... All you did was go through the process of SUBMITTING a story to digg. I promise you that all the stories that get submitted don't make the front page.

Frankly there is not "sure fire" way to get to the front page every single time. There are a lot of techniques that help, but it is user edited news, and unless you can read 1 million+ peoples minds, its not sure fire.

If you really know how to install wordpress and all that jazz, thats only half the battle. Now you have to learn all the non technical stuff.

I came to this forum with 7 years of PHP/HTML/CSS experience. I do freelance web design, I've installed countless blogs and all that stuff. There is a whole lot more to learn here than just programming techniques.

In response to the thread title... Yes, I do make money, and its solely because of this forum. If you look at my join date, April 2007, you'll notice I've been here a little less than a month. In that month I've doubled my money that I've put in to AM campaigns. Its not much, I started with $50 and now have $90, but its $40 that I didn't have before.
 
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