So my rides were trashed last night...

taktikz

taktikz

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What would you do if this happened to you?

At around 11:30pm, I had a gut feeling that I should really not leave my car outside. Although I don't live in a bad neighborhood, and I've left it out before, you just never know. So I go outside and see all 3 of the vehicles covered in garbage, especially my weekend car (Porsche) which is the one I left out by the curb.

Took me about 2 hours to get it all cleaned up. Didn't want neighbors to see this.
Had to take my weekender to an automatic car wash at 2am because it was just that bad.

Called cops and they said they would call us back and never did.

Interesting things I found in the garbage they threw all over the cars:

  • Tons of sugar
  • Insulin injections
  • Prescription for Ibuprofen and Tramadol HCL
  • Written address of potential or existing lawyer's office
  • Lots of African hair smoothing products
  • Microwavable meals
  • Lots of Lunchables boxes
  • Shops at local Spanish supermarket
  • And best of all... a Domino's pizza box with an address...

Not saying the person that did this used their own garbage, but its highly likely since the residence is like a mile away.
So in conclusion, either the suspect used someone else's garbage (5 huge bags) and brought it all from a mile away, or they are:
Black, diabetic, poor, in pain, need a lawyer, and has kids.

I just had to share this with you guys. Sorry, no pics... was too busy worried about picking it up rather than taking pics.

All I have to say is: Haters gonna hate.
 


Who steals someone else's garbage, takes it a mile away and throws it over someone's car? Christ.
 
I would definitely follow up with the police and tell them about the dominos pizza box address. Like you said, they could have used someone else's trash, but the kind of people who do shit like this usually aren't the brightest to begin with.

Don't sit by idle and let people mess with the things you earned through hard work.
 
What the fuck is wrong with people these days? Pouring garbage all over cars? Ooooooh look at me I'm such a badass I stayed up late, got drunk, and then trashed someones car.

I'd contact the police and file a report so they have it on file, if this happens again to your neighbors or somewhere close your report may help lead them to whatever dicks are doing this.

If I had to guess (which is all this is): It was wasted teenagers.

Sorry you had to go through all this, a big bitch.

EDIT: LMAO just saw the tag for this thread
 
Man that sucks. If I had a Porsche out front, I would consider a 30$ webcam to keep an eye on things. Just a thought.

Since you have an address, why not drive by in your clean Porsche? If you see what could be the culprits, let them smell a bit of German engineering.
 
So gay, what happened to just fighting. Square the fuck up and just hit each other until there is a winner....the good ole days.
 
Douglife said:
Man that sucks. If I had a Porsche out front, I would consider a 30$ webcam to keep an eye on things. Just a thought.

Since you have an address, why not drive by in your clean Porsche? If you see what could be the culprits, let them smell a bit of German engineering.
Click to expand...

Oh that's definitely coming. I'm installing cameras all over my house and in my car.
 
dumbass prank. If you're going to fuck with someone, at least do it right. Garbage (especially such with your address mixed in) is just downright lazy. And for fuck sake leave the badass cars out of it.
 
Tag: "white people problems". Hahahaa, god that shit makes me laugh.

Anyways Buddy, have you cheated on a girl recently? or fucked someone in your 'hoods wife?

You never know...
 
If you can afford multiple cars including a Porsche maybe you should consider moving to a nicer neighborhood so you don't have ghetto hood rats living a mile away. Just sayin' ...
 
I doubt someone would use their own garbage unless they were really really stupid.

It's not common knowledge that a huge vulnerability to identity theft is what you toss out in your garbage, but it is mentioned every time there's a news story on identity theft. So, it seems pretty out there that someone would litter a crime scene with evidence leading right back to them.
 
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