So Really, WTF ARE you?

[galacon]

So people are always after me for being a troll who never starts threads and shit. There's usually good reasons for that, but I thought I would seize the opportunity to go ahead and post a meaningless, retarded thread equal to any I've recently seen here, like the Onion Dip related one, or the fucking swami proposing, etc.

This is actually inspired by a tag- "Dafuq is a conjamuk?", and for better or worse, it triggered my muse.

Dafuq IS a "Conjamuk?

How did you come up with your username? What sick and twisted vibe caused you to choose whatever term or phrase you identify yourself with?

I'll start: Galacon started as a contracting firm, but is actually a base corporate holding company structure now. It originally was the intitials of my family with "Con" for "Construction" added on the end.

No mystery. Now it just means "Trolling Dickhead", but that's OK too.

Your turn.

PS- And let's try to be a little more creative with the tags, pusbags- "Ban Galacon" is already number one, and "Ban Galacon's Bitch Ass" is running a close second, so show a little fucking inspiration, would you? Hmmmm?

 

[Enigmabomb]

You fucking ranch dressing peasant. This is some self indulgent dramatic bullshit. No one gives a fuck.

 

[productionhead]

What in the actual fuck

 

[galacon]

What in the actual fuck

You got it in one- my fucking point exactly.

 

[Cath Erder]

Seems appropriate.

Cath Erder is pretty equal to Cat Herder
Amuses me anyway.

 

[GerardWon]

You fucking ranch dressing peasant. This is some self indulgent dramatic bullshit. No one gives a fuck.

This thread is now about trendy foods you hate...

I never cared for ranch dressing, nor pesto sauce for that matter and I really feel that greek yogurt is a gigantic ripoff because of the sorry amount of fruit that it comes with.

How about you??

 

[Enigmabomb]

Fucking Kale bro.

 

[wezcountry]

You fucking ranch dressing peasant. This is some self indulgent dramatic bullshit. No one gives a fuck.

Enigmabomb if you don't mind me asking it seems like you haven't been around on WF much in the last ... months. What have you been up? None of my business obviously just curious.

 

[r3p1v]

my user name is backwards and some letters replaced with numbers. so it "viper". was my favorite car when I was like 10.

Even though my username is a backwards username, it kind of blew my mind when somebody mentioned some guy's username was "wickedfire" backwards.

Also, I usually remember people by their avatar/image. So (unless you post a lot) if you change your avatar I totally forget who people are.

 

[r3p1v]

Enigmabomb if you don't mind me asking it seems like you haven't been around on WF much in the last ... months. What have you been up? None of my business obviously just curious.

He was busy becoming a dip connoisseur apparently

 

[BabyGotBacklink]

I wanted to incorporate an obnoxious play on words and give back to Sir Mix A Lot, was important to my WF mission.

 

[potentialeight]

When I was 19, I was stalked on the campus of this local community college (was doing transfer shit for a math degree). The girl in question left notes on my car, changed her class schedule so that she could follow me from class to class, and generally was a total psycho. She nicknamed me "Potential" for fuck knows what reason, and my favorite number is eight.

I did the logical thing and fucked her for about six months. I also went to her wedding. I'm 29 now, and she's probably my favorite ex. The sex was fucking nuts.

 

[groneg]

I just came here to read the guerrilla tags.

 

[jstover77]

Enigmabomb if you don't mind me asking it seems like you haven't been around on WF much in the last ... months. What have you been up? None of my business obviously just curious.

Pretty sure he has been doing the same shit all of us have been doing...hanging out in our Mom's basements growing neck beards.

 

[CCarter]

I was a long time lurker and decided to finally ask some questions - just happen to watch X-Files the night before.​

 

[efeezy]

 

[Fiver]

Believe it or not, my name here has nothing to do with the popular site, Fiverr. I had picked this username before that site even launched.

And that's all I have to say about that.

 

[LePussy]

Well since in my group of friends I'm known as a pussy (insider joke) and I'm learning French I just combined those 2 words and guala you got LePussy.

 

[eliquid]

my name started out back in late 90's when I was coming up for a name for my web design business.

I wanted something to do with the internet or online, you know like the i in iPhone or iPad, but this this was way before. It was trendy back then to have something with "e" in it.

I also really liked bruce lee, so at the time I was thinking I needed to be flexible with my customers and offer them all kinds of solutions to their problems, to flow like water.. hence the name "eliquid"

Now I get PMs nonstop from people about eCigs all day long.

 

[dzianis]

I just used my name, same as Eric Dekciw -

wat.