I had just walked in the court room, and I took a seat in the back. I was about 15 minutes early for my hearing, so I watched as others went in front of the judge and got the smackdown.
Sitting at a desk in front of the judge was a man accompanied by his attorney. He was a portly man, in his mid 40's, standing roughly 5'8", weighing in at around 260, with the classic thinning, balding, receding hair, that was neatly combed over itself, to attempt to offer refuge to the patch of shiny skin standing firmly in the center of his rather large dome piece. He was wearing an outfit that he seemed to have thrown together from a friends closet, with an outdated long sleeve button up, tucked in to some wal-mart house brand dockers, all of this topped off with a revoltingly simple pair of thick reading glasses hugging his over bloated chubby head.
Maybe this can help point you in the correct direction of painting this picture in your head...
Anyways, getting to the point...
And, I just might go to hell for even finding this funny...
But the guy was there for 4 counts of child molestation of a relative.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not in any way saying its cool or anything...
But, if he was a black guy, and he was accused of stealing a car stereo, I would have laughed just as quickly.
I couldn't help but laugh once I heard the judge read the charges, and I think I was the only one in that dead silent court room that thought it was funny, or at least funny enough to laugh, out loud.
lol
Sitting at a desk in front of the judge was a man accompanied by his attorney. He was a portly man, in his mid 40's, standing roughly 5'8", weighing in at around 260, with the classic thinning, balding, receding hair, that was neatly combed over itself, to attempt to offer refuge to the patch of shiny skin standing firmly in the center of his rather large dome piece. He was wearing an outfit that he seemed to have thrown together from a friends closet, with an outdated long sleeve button up, tucked in to some wal-mart house brand dockers, all of this topped off with a revoltingly simple pair of thick reading glasses hugging his over bloated chubby head.
Maybe this can help point you in the correct direction of painting this picture in your head...
Anyways, getting to the point...
And, I just might go to hell for even finding this funny...
But the guy was there for 4 counts of child molestation of a relative.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not in any way saying its cool or anything...
But, if he was a black guy, and he was accused of stealing a car stereo, I would have laughed just as quickly.
I couldn't help but laugh once I heard the judge read the charges, and I think I was the only one in that dead silent court room that thought it was funny, or at least funny enough to laugh, out loud.
lol
