Sooooo I'm officially (1) Ghetto or (2) I've lost my mind?

[Dresden14]

Title.

I bought 4 chickens yesterday (hens). These arent the mother fuckers that go cock-a-doodle-do in the morning. I live in a farming... correction, like horse area of palm springs (all my neighboors have horses and shit) so if they call the feds because of my hens shits gonna get real. Anyhow, I got them yesterday and here's a picture of what I found this morning

The chickens are not in a coop or anything, I have them roaming freely in the backyard. Anyhow, I've either lost my mind with prepping or turned into that weird mexican family down the street that has fucking chickens.. Either way, lulz.

In b4 "Why does your chicken lay brown eggs and not white ones?", "Interracial chicken eggs", etc. etc. etc.

 

[productionhead]

the fuck

 

[fusey]

wat.

in all seriousness though, what was the reason for scooping them chick'ns? Just for eggs? Self sustainability efforts?

Chicken love?

 

[zxlk21e]

inb4 dresden films "1 guy 1 egg"

 

[kingofsp]

Where is the poll???

 

[Vadym]

2 male chickens, 1 mysterious egg.

 

[cougarclaws]

inb4 Dresden suffers the same fate as this guy

 

[AllBizNiz]

 

[ItsYoBuddy]

lol dresden is definitely the new pewep. Or dresden has always been pewep? Or dresden was actually the guy shining the white mans shoes? Mind blown.

 

[Andrew Scherer]

Cliffs: Dresden buys chickens. Gets an egg. Is amazed.

 

[vgeek]

Quick, start a BST thread!

 

[Veritas]

Shoot out in palm springs over chickens?


Cnn Breaking News.




I am Wolf Blitzer in the situation room, this just in, shots fired, 3 chickens are on the loose.

 

[Zaino]

chickens lay eggs bro, it didnt come from aliens, calm down.

 

[DamesJean]

Fresh instant hard boiled eggs in the summer. In PS too.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

I'm 37 and just recently learned that hens will lay eggs whether a rooster is around or not. Always assumed eggs were the result of chicken sex --> city boy spotted.

 

[GingerSnaps]

Chicken laid an egg?

 

[dzianis]

When I found out that chickens produce eggs without being fucked I was also shocked.

Seriously, it's a wonder of nature. A healthy chicken poops out an egg each day, but it is not fertilized (no rooster), so there will be no little chickens. You can still eat it or play with it.

todayilearned.jpg

 

[ly2 from WF]

I wanted to get some chickens for my place too and let them roam free. I am unsure of the weather and the wildlife. Pretty sure if the -20 temps didn't get them, the bears, coyotes, bobcats, and hawks would.

 

[jsphfcll]

build a coop... get 3 dozen eggs a week... profit


source: my bro lives upstate ny and has chickens... brown ones lay brown eggs white ones lay white eggs (y u no get white chicken?)... you are supposed to let them roam and at night they will just go into the coop to make dem eggs

 

[Moxie]

Where is the poll???

Right here?

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/157600-should-chickenfucker-banned.html