Stupid fucking neighbor

[OldFusser]

Woke up hungover with 3 hours sleep.



Who am I kidding. I live in the country... I don't mow shit

 

[AGman]

lol:banana_sml::banana_sml::banana_sml::banana_sml:

 

[OldFusser]

lol:banana_sml::banana_sml::banana_sml::banana_sml:

Dude you better read the Forum Rules. Gay banana 1st posts are a ban-able offense.

 

[Socialist]

Shit, sorry bro. I'll try and do it around 4 AM next time, when you're still under your alcohol induced coma.

 

[OldFusser]

Okay man. I'll probably be mowing mine next friday at 2am. Make sure you get to bed early old timer

 

[Socialist]

I only sleep on Tuesday's.

 

[OldFusser]

Must be a tough job slinging that crack to make ends meet

 

[Socialist]

Must be a tough job slinging that crack to make ends meet

I consume it all, hence why I only sleep on Tuesday's.

 

[OldFusser]

Mix in some dro and you'll feel alot better. Good luck bro

 

[Socialist]

Mix in some dro and you'll feel alot better. Good luck bro

Can't afford both, to keep myself and my 50,000 strong MFA empire solvent, I need to keep $1,000 a week around. Although, saying that, my domain register has been considering giving me a line of credit. Such nice people.

 

[skohh]

Show him this latest invention in lawn cuttery, very good on gas and doesn't make much noise.

Good luck bro

 

[OldFusser]

^^ baller right there

edit: damn you skohh

edit2: nah he's a lazy fuck. rider all the way

 

[Kiopa_Matt]

Setup a sound system with some drums on your front patio, and next time he starts mowing his lawn, quickly paint up your face a bit, pop out half naked, and start doing this:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2QRwoXALHU"]Big City Indians LIVE: Rhythm of the Heart ...Tribal Drums & Chants - YouTube[/ame]

 

[(O_o)]

this is when he discovers the IED you planted next to his rose bushes

 

[supplyshock]

Lazy as fuck but mows lawn at 7. Which is it?

 

[Dresden14]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

[Fiver]

At least your neighbor doesn't do his laundry at 3 in the morning like mine does. I guess it wouldn't be so bad if his washing machine wasn't on the other side of the wall from my bed.

 

[OldFusser]

Lazy as fuck but mows lawn at 7. Which is it?

Both if you must know... I'm lazy but can be a hard worker when I want to be

At least your neighbor doesn't do his laundry at 3 in the morning like mine does. I guess it wouldn't be so bad if his washing machine wasn't on the other side of the wall from my bed.

Sounds lovely

 

[MyOwnDemon]

My neighbor mows his lawn every tuesday morning at 7am like clockwork. I just go to bed with headphones on the night before.

My other neighbor upstairs is an insomniac (I live in an apartment complex) and stomps around all night, makes weird noises, etc. I've just grown to deal with it and hope they move out soon lol.

Living around other people sucks (someday I hope to get a place out in the middle of nowhere), but for now sometimes you just have to make compromises if you don't want to go insane.

 

[chimp]

Don't move into a place where you'll have neighbors?