Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat.

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Here we are worrying about our Google Pageranks while half a world away men are screwing goats just to get by.. I hope he at least used protection ..
 
How about this one:
A UGANDAN from Bugisu had to bear the brunt of forced circumcision in the sprawling Kibera slums of Nairobi on Sunday.

However, the victim’s mother, Hellen Naliaka, supported the move by the residents, saying it was the only way to attain manhood.

The man, in his early 30s, was stripped naked, smeared with millet brew (malwa) before being frog-marched into an open space in the slums, where he was circumcised.

http://www.newvision.co.ug/D/8/17/520821
 
stanley said:
Here we are worrying about our Google Pageranks while half a world away men are screwing goats just to get by.. I hope he at least used protection ..
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On the plus side, we don't have to worry about them as Adsense competition.


Masetek said:
LMFAO!!!!

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Thank you very much :D


DruSam said:
hahahahaha
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I know, I lost it when I read that.



Andrew said:
How about this one:
A UGANDAN from Bugisu had to bear the brunt of forced circumcision in the sprawling Kibera slums of Nairobi on Sunday.

However, the victim’s mother, Hellen Naliaka, supported the move by the residents, saying it was the only way to attain manhood.

The man, in his early 30s, was stripped naked, smeared with millet brew (malwa) before being frog-marched into an open space in the slums, where he was circumcised.

http://www.newvision.co.ug/D/8/17/520821
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Good thing my folks did it for me.
 
Andrew said:
How about this one:
A UGANDAN from Bugisu had to bear the brunt of forced circumcision in the sprawling Kibera slums of Nairobi on Sunday.

However, the victim’s mother, Hellen Naliaka, supported the move by the residents, saying it was the only way to attain manhood.

The man, in his early 30s, was stripped naked, smeared with millet brew (malwa) before being frog-marched into an open space in the slums, where he was circumcised.

http://www.newvision.co.ug/D/8/17/520821
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goddamn that sounds painful!.. If I was forced to pick between that and the goat.......
 
That is some funny shit. I can relate to it.

This is a no bullshit story. Some of you saw that I lived down the road from a whorehouse growing up. One morning on my way to work I stopped at the gas station (right by my house) with my buddy to grab some coffee. My buddy was inside still, so I was sitting outside when a mexican dude came up and started hitting my window. I rolled down my window and asked him what he wanted. He asked me where the chicken ranch (whorehouse) was, so I pointed him in the right direction. He started to walk away and turned around and came back and asked how much. Keep in mind I'm like 16 or 17 at this point, so I said I'm not sure but I think it is about $1,000. His hopes were dashed and he says oh no, thats too much. He stands there looking at the ground and then asks if I know where to buy a shep. I was like what the fuck is a shep, so he says you know shep like bahh bahh. I'm like you got to be kidding me, you mean sheep? He says yeah sheep, I need a sheep for little money. I left at that point.
 
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the forced marriage is for the protection of other women. gosh, who ever want to have sex with a goat fucker?
 
Jdog said:
That is some funny shit. I can relate to it.

This is a no bullshit story. Some of you saw that I lived down the road from a whorehouse growing up. One morning on my way to work I stopped at the gas station (right by my house) with my buddy to grab some coffee. My buddy was inside still, so I was sitting outside when a mexican dude came up and started hitting my window. I rolled down my window and asked him what he wanted. He asked me where the chicken ranch (whorehouse) was, so I pointed him in the right direction. He started to walk away and turned around and came back and asked how much. Keep in mind I'm like 16 or 17 at this point, so I said I'm not sure but I think it is about $1,000. His hopes were dashed and he says oh no, thats too much. He stands there looking at the ground and then asks if I know where to buy a shep. I was like what the fuck is a shep, so he says you know shep like bahh bahh. I'm like you got to be kidding me, you mean sheep? He says yeah sheep, I need a sheep for little money. I left at that point.
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AAAAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAH... ok, this is so fucked up. Now I'm going to waste the next half hour imagining a mexican guy going like "Hey, amigo, you know where I can buy a 'shep'?"
 
matrics said:
AAAAHHHAHAHAAHHAHAH... ok, this is so fucked up. Now I'm going to waste the next half hour imagining a mexican guy going like "Hey, amigo, you know where I can buy a 'shep'?"
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It is by far the funniest thing that has ever happened to me.
 
Jdog said:
That is some funny shit. I can relate to it.

This is a no bullshit story. Some of you saw that I lived down the road from a whorehouse growing up. One morning on my way to work I stopped at the gas station (right by my house) with my buddy to grab some coffee. My buddy was inside still, so I was sitting outside when a mexican dude came up and started hitting my window. I rolled down my window and asked him what he wanted. He asked me where the chicken ranch (whorehouse) was, so I pointed him in the right direction. He started to walk away and turned around and came back and asked how much. Keep in mind I'm like 16 or 17 at this point, so I said I'm not sure but I think it is about $1,000. His hopes were dashed and he says oh no, thats too much. He stands there looking at the ground and then asks if I know where to buy a shep. I was like what the fuck is a shep, so he says you know shep like bahh bahh. I'm like you got to be kidding me, you mean sheep? He says yeah sheep, I need a sheep for little money. I left at that point.
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That is a funny story, I love it.
 
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