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Hello,

I'm a computer engineering student at the University of California, Davis. I'm taking a quarter off to work part-time and do a research project. This also means that I'll have a lot of time to spare and I have been studying internet marketing for awhile now and just thought I'd like to put a "hello" post on WF. A few things about me:

-Studying: Computer Engineering, Minor in Economics
-I am an experienced programmer (2 years of C++, Java, PHP, and MySQL experience)
-Most of my experience is specifically in the range of web application development.
-English is my first language and I am very good at it.
-I have at least ~40 hours per week at first that I am going to dedicate to my personal internet marketing projects.

The purpose of this post: find me a job. I want to know where any of you think someone with my expertise and level of experience can quickly turn a small profit in the internet marketing industry with little to no reputation and/or affiliates.

Whether you think its article writing, sales, etc. I don't care. I'm looking for a job. Consider this post my resume.

Trolls and flamers are welcome as well as advertisers. Bonus points if you actually write something useful that shows me a good direction to work towards.
 


Isn't it pretty easy to find a well-paying job if you're an experienced programmer?
 
Find out what tools would make internet marketers cream in their pants, then make them - that would fit your skillset pretty well. Examples of cream-in-pants apps: Auction2Post, WFReview, article spinners that work... etc.
 
I'd post a video on Youtube of you getting your ass pwned by some cops while rioting the tuition increases. May go viral - especially if you kick and scream like a little bitch and maybe lose your pants or something.

Thank me now or thank me later with some tittays.
 
Jizzlobber said:
I'd post a video on Youtube of you getting your ass pwned by some cops while rioting the tuition increases. May go viral - especially if you kick and scream like a little bitch and maybe lose your pants or something.

Thank me now or thank me later with some tittays.
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Epic posts today.
 
You still in school so that tells me your "2 years experience" equates to maybe 3 months day to day experience. 2 years or 2 months, nobody gives a shit if you don't have real world skills to show. Anybody can pickup a book on LAMP and learn most of it in a week, wait six months and say I've got 6 months experience. Developers are plain liars when it comes to actual experience on a resume.

You could take your "experience" and solve other peoples programming requests for $$ on plenty of jobs for hire sites. But then again you could work at a gas station making $$. Making $ on the internet isn't the easiest ordeal, especially if you don't have much to begin with. Go build yourself a blog or write articles for people, otherwise get a job with fedex/ups loading boxes into a truck and figure out what you really need to have post graduation to find a real job or startup a company.

btw, wtf is that "english is my first language" statement, who cares... you sound like an idiot saying that..
 
affluent said:
Hello,

I'm a computer engineering student at the University of California, Davis. I'm taking a quarter off to work part-time and do a research project. This also means that I'll have a lot of time to spare and I have been studying internet marketing for awhile now and just thought I'd like to put a "hello" post on WF.
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Hi. Im a computer guy too...Nice to meet you..Now Suck on My balls!
GOMH
 
You wouldn't fit in online then. Most internet marketers type English as a second language and can't speak it very well.
 
I'd say with your education, skill set and experience you're qualified to be a successful affiliate marketer's code bitch.

but you probably wouldn't get hired because you're too cocky and annoying.
 
Jizzlobber said:
I'd post a video on Youtube of you getting your ass pwned by some cops while rioting the tuition increases. May go viral - especially if you kick and scream like a little bitch and maybe lose your pants or something.

Thank me now or thank me later with some tittays.
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I love you, man.
 
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