Tell Me How To Screw With Fake Craigslist Buyers.

[JMan1234]

Alright, I've placed an item ($3-4k range) for sale on Craigslist, and I'm getting lots of emails that are clearly from scammers, trying to get the item for free, buy paying via paypal with a stolen account, or whatever it is they do.

Any way I can screw with these guys? Maybe have a few laughs out of it at least?

Below is an example email that I've received.

Thank you for getting back with me,however i have few questions on the product you are selling.
1,I would like to know the reason you are selling it?
2,What is the current condition of the item ?
3,What is your firm price, though am okay with the listing price ?
4,Do you mind if i pay through paypal even though i will add an extra dollars to cover the shipping to CALIFORNIA

Am purchase as a gift for someone very special to me.

If you do not have a PayPal account, you can do so by going to www.PayPal.com and set up your account it is free,easy and guarantees transaction safety.Once you send me your paypal email account, I will send you the payment for your item as well as $80 to cover shipping overnight Shipment

I would be glad if my request is favorably considered.

 

[lukep]

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Didn't we just do this in May?

Anyway, you can learn a LOT from these people on scambaiting:

419 Eater - The largest scambaiting community on the planet!

Bait A Mugu is great too... Read the one there about Lora Croft when you have a few minutes, it'll make your dick hurt laughing so hard.

 

[jsphfcll]

is it a real doll?

I only buy them used... you gotta be a fool to buy things new

 

[JMan1234]

is it a real doll?

I only buy them used... you gotta be a fool to buy things new

$3k and it's yours...only slightly used...I swear.

 

[JMan1234]

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Didn't we just do this in May?

Anyway, you can learn a LOT from these people on scambaiting:

419 Eater - The largest scambaiting community on the planet!

Bait A Mugu is great too... Read the one there about Lora Croft when you have a few minutes, it'll make your dick hurt laughing so hard.

I'll check the links out, thanks.

 

[handrewrites]

Learn from this guy.

 

[amateursurgeon]

1. Take payment, get address
2. Take a shit in a box. Giftwrap it.
3. Post the box to them.
4. Trollface.

 

[Andrew Scherer]

Learn from this guy.

Haha god damn that was an excellent read.

 

[Incantation]

Learn from this guy.

Is there any other good ones like that on there?! I wonder what happened to Jeff lolz.

 

[handrewrites]

Is there any other good ones like that on there?! I wonder what happened to Jeff lolz.

I've researched this and apparently he's alive and well.

 

[mgarg]

1. Take payment, get address
2. Take a shit in a box. Giftwrap it.
3. Post the box to them.
4. Trollface.

Haha that's actually not a bad idea! Best of both worlds, you get the money, and revenge

 

[optimex]

LOL these people are from China, they phish Paypal accounts with a verified Bank Account on them. Paypal can see that some random person from China sent a payment for like $3k to some other Paypal account, and instantly they freeze the Paypal account, and also will freeze your account.

To fuck with them just make them send the payment to one of your enemies Paypal accounts and then your enemies Paypal account will get frozen. lololol

 

[DewChugr]

You've already wasted more time than it's worth posting here.