The best way to invest $20k



pay me 20k to write a cron job that emails you the current time of day, once every hour. best investment ever, you'll always know the time.
 
Depending on how marketing savvy you are, I'd go with a setting up an "Escort In Your Area" service - sort of like the Craigslist for strippers and escorts.

Now, I know you're thinking I'm crazy and it'd never work, but the site pretty much runs itself, and you just pickup the check.

Think about this:

  1. Take your $20k and buy some hosting on a server in Russia or the Netherlands that lets you run adult content.
  2. Pay a nice designer to make a very reputable look and feel (pun intended) to the website.
  3. Setup a tiered account system for freelancers, brothels, escorts, and pimps to pay you monthly subscriptions.
  4. Depending on the account type there would be additional areas - freelancers get their own page with info, escort services have sub pages for each girl, etc.
  5. You send out E-mails to all the reputable escort services to get them to sign up.
  6. Do some lead gen to attract people based on city.
  7. ?????
  8. Profit.
 
As a former banker, I can happily recommend that you invest it on hookers and coke. Call it a commodity.

If you want some kind of return then get hooked and write a book.
 
You cant just throw money at the internet. If you have to ask, you probably dont have enough experience. Mutual fund would be my answer.. And cash out in 20 years
 
Make Monies Online is looking to raise some capital. For a $20,000 investment I can give you 95% of the business and all it's profits.
 
Rexibit said:
Depending on how marketing savvy you are, I'd go with a setting up an "Escort In Your Area" service - sort of like the Craigslist for strippers and escorts.

Now, I know you're thinking I'm crazy and it'd never work, but the site pretty much runs itself, and you just pickup the check.

Think about this:

  1. Take your $20k and buy some hosting on a server in Russia or the Netherlands that lets you run adult content.
  2. Pay a nice designer to make a very reputable look and feel (pun intended) to the website.
  3. Setup a tiered account system for freelancers, brothels, escorts, and pimps to pay you monthly subscriptions.
  4. Depending on the account type there would be additional areas - freelancers get their own page with info, escort services have sub pages for each girl, etc.
  5. You send out E-mails to all the reputable escort services to get them to sign up.
  6. Do some lead gen to attract people based on city.
  7. ?????
  8. Profit.
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this is exactly what i did in 1999 and how i got into internet marketing, no bullshit
 
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