The Four Levels of Customer Support

[Derek Pankaew]

I've discovered that there are four levels of customer support:

1) Outstanding support
2) Mediocre Support
3) Absolutely Useless Support

And ...

4) Google Support

- Derek

 

[kblessinggr]

Google support is also known as the Suicide hotline done wrong.

 

[HelloAll]

Didnt they start outsourcing the suicide hotline to India? Ill just kill myself right there.

 

[kblessinggr]

Didnt they start outsourcing the suicide hotline to India?

"You know, it might not be too bad being reborn as a gnat compared to this shithole of a life..."

 

[HelloAll]

You have called the suicide hotline please hold while we connect you to the next operator. You are 1003 in line please dont kill yourself till our operators can talk to you.

Indian accent....Hello my name is Chip how may i help you.

Yea im about to kill myself

I see have you tried resetting the modem? No i meant....please hold while i contact my superior