The GF made me a reddit alien for my birthday.

[Ryan]

she also does felt veggies but this one's the coolest

 

[Making Money]

..............................................

 

[Ryan]

I'm a loser, I know.

 

[Sticks79]

Please rectify this mess... you know what to do.

 

[RhesusChrist]

she also does felt veggies but this one's the coolest

It does look quite small.
She should have saved up her belly-button fluff another year and made you a bigger one.

Just kidding, happy birthday.

 

[Red_Virus]

Hey Ryan, Happy Birthday and guess what you girl friend knows you are spending a lot of time on social media.

 

[Ryan]

Please rectify this mess... you know what to do.

 

[RhesusChrist]

I have a feeling this isn't your girlfriend.
Please rectify this mess... you know what to do.

 

[Sticks79]

I have a feeling this isn't your girlfriend.
Please rectify this mess... you know what to do.

Thank you kind sir.

 

[Ryan]

 

[gutterseo]

It does look quite small.
She should have saved up her belly-button fluff another year and made you a bigger one.

spoon pic or it didn't happen

Just kidding, happy birthday.

X2

 

[Making Money]

Yeah happy birthday man

 

[ChrisS]

That's fucking awesome. Your GF rocks.

Happy B-day!

 

[Red_Virus]

This one is for you Ryan.

 

[DiscoFail]

Don't you just hate when you're masturbating that your hand falls sleep?

 

[Regenewire]

Your hand falls asleep? Mine doesnqwdfghj,..

 

[Fat Tom]

Happy Birthday man, thats kickass she made you something.

 

[papajohn56]

reddit has a hell of a hivemind. we need to figure out how to make them buy shit. maybe if you tell them acai is supported by obama iphones that voted for al franken and love healthcare reform

 

[kblessinggr]

She made you a teletubbie wanabe... I woulda settled for a blowjob.

... it's not too late to suggest it.

 

[Enigmabomb]

Tell her you wouldn't need such a nice jizz rag if she swallowed.