Oh my god.. just watched the hobbit and wish I could get 3 hours of my life back.
-basically the dwarves were not developed as characters at all. compared to LOTR where u got to know the characters, everyone in this move felt replaceable and not important.
-slapstick humor made it feel weird. literally in one scene the dwarves fall through a door and a "bowling pins knocked over" sound effect is played.
-too fucking long, omfg. and 2 more movies of this?
-didnt even show the dragon.
-there was a character with a bird living in his hair, with bird shit running down the side of his face.. wtf? oh, and he rode around on a wooden sleigh pulled by rabbits and is friends with hedgehogs.
-the only funny part of the movie are the multiple drug references of which 2 are very overt: gandalf asks the brown wizard to smoke his pipe which he says will calm him down, and the scene where saruman says he does not trust the brown wizard because of his excessive consumption of mushrooms. fucking lol.
-there are like 20 times very conveniently the company gets saved by some bullshit. brb eagles coming out of nowhere to save them, falling into crevaces and holes 100 feet and still being fine with no one injured, finding a bunch of really badass weapons sitting in a cave, etc. really nothing happens logically in this movie so it's impossible to take it seriously.
-omfg this movie sucked so much.
-basically the dwarves were not developed as characters at all. compared to LOTR where u got to know the characters, everyone in this move felt replaceable and not important.
-slapstick humor made it feel weird. literally in one scene the dwarves fall through a door and a "bowling pins knocked over" sound effect is played.
-too fucking long, omfg. and 2 more movies of this?
-didnt even show the dragon.
-there was a character with a bird living in his hair, with bird shit running down the side of his face.. wtf? oh, and he rode around on a wooden sleigh pulled by rabbits and is friends with hedgehogs.
-the only funny part of the movie are the multiple drug references of which 2 are very overt: gandalf asks the brown wizard to smoke his pipe which he says will calm him down, and the scene where saruman says he does not trust the brown wizard because of his excessive consumption of mushrooms. fucking lol.
-there are like 20 times very conveniently the company gets saved by some bullshit. brb eagles coming out of nowhere to save them, falling into crevaces and holes 100 feet and still being fine with no one injured, finding a bunch of really badass weapons sitting in a cave, etc. really nothing happens logically in this movie so it's impossible to take it seriously.
-omfg this movie sucked so much.
