Let's jump right in. Here's the gist of the story:
This handsome fellow...
... used to be friends with this ladies' man...
I say "used to be" because Ladies' Man recently up and died. Worse, he croaked in Handsome Fellow's place. WORSE, he died from od'ing on this stuff...
If you're wondering, "is that what I think it is?" the answer is yes (assuming you're not thinking talcum powder). That's coke, baby.
But, it gets worse for Handsome Fellow. The dude works for this venerable institution...
That's the St. Clair County Circuit Court in Belville, Illinois. Handsome Fellow is a judge. Note the costume...
And what type of cases did he preside over? You guessed it! Drug cases. In fact, Handsome Fellow presided over 90% of the circuit's drug cases. Because you know... the law says drugs are bad and all.
Anyway, back to the story...
You might be thinking, "C'mon, just because Ladies' Man snorted too much coke in Handsome Fellow's place doesn't mean Handsome Fellow uses coke. In fact, chances are, he didn't even know about it. That shit can happen to anyone."
Well, I suppose that's true. The problem is, this guy has a different take on the matter...
His name is James Fogarty. Otherwise known as Hair. He's a probation officer for the court. Hair says he not only supplied the coke, but also snorted it with both Handsome Fellow and Ladies' Man on multiple occasions. And they did it together in the house that Ladies' Man wound up dead in.
Whoops.
Oh, but wait. There's more. There's this guy...
Let's call him Rocket Scientist. He's a heroin dealer. He's also described as a "friend and former client" of Handsome Fellow. That may (or may not) have something to do with the fact that Handsome Fellow presided in a case involving heroin charges against Rocket Scientist back in 2011.
As you may have guessed, case dismissed. Friends with benefits ever since.
Strangely enough, Handsome Fellow was arrested at Rocket Scientist's home when the poop started to hit the fan.
By the way, did I mention Ladies' Man is also a judge? And before that, he was a prosecutor. Here's his mug again, just for laughs...
Moral of the story: eat your vegetables, wash your hands after pooping, treat cops with respect, and above all...
OBEY THE LAW!
"You ruined EVERYTHING, meathead."
Full story here.
And hell, why not read this while you're at it:
This handsome fellow...
... used to be friends with this ladies' man...
I say "used to be" because Ladies' Man recently up and died. Worse, he croaked in Handsome Fellow's place. WORSE, he died from od'ing on this stuff...
If you're wondering, "is that what I think it is?" the answer is yes (assuming you're not thinking talcum powder). That's coke, baby.
But, it gets worse for Handsome Fellow. The dude works for this venerable institution...
That's the St. Clair County Circuit Court in Belville, Illinois. Handsome Fellow is a judge. Note the costume...
And what type of cases did he preside over? You guessed it! Drug cases. In fact, Handsome Fellow presided over 90% of the circuit's drug cases. Because you know... the law says drugs are bad and all.
Anyway, back to the story...
You might be thinking, "C'mon, just because Ladies' Man snorted too much coke in Handsome Fellow's place doesn't mean Handsome Fellow uses coke. In fact, chances are, he didn't even know about it. That shit can happen to anyone."
Well, I suppose that's true. The problem is, this guy has a different take on the matter...
His name is James Fogarty. Otherwise known as Hair. He's a probation officer for the court. Hair says he not only supplied the coke, but also snorted it with both Handsome Fellow and Ladies' Man on multiple occasions. And they did it together in the house that Ladies' Man wound up dead in.
Whoops.
Oh, but wait. There's more. There's this guy...
Let's call him Rocket Scientist. He's a heroin dealer. He's also described as a "friend and former client" of Handsome Fellow. That may (or may not) have something to do with the fact that Handsome Fellow presided in a case involving heroin charges against Rocket Scientist back in 2011.
As you may have guessed, case dismissed. Friends with benefits ever since.
Strangely enough, Handsome Fellow was arrested at Rocket Scientist's home when the poop started to hit the fan.
By the way, did I mention Ladies' Man is also a judge? And before that, he was a prosecutor. Here's his mug again, just for laughs...
Moral of the story: eat your vegetables, wash your hands after pooping, treat cops with respect, and above all...
OBEY THE LAW!
"You ruined EVERYTHING, meathead."
Full story here.
And hell, why not read this while you're at it:
