The Top Ten Things I Learned On WF This Year

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So as the year draws to a close, a few totally meaningless observations...

  1. NO One is un-bannable... Not even CCarter.
  2. Mike needs help in the Ban Thread. :zzwhip:
  3. I became convinced that it's NOT an act- there really ARE sick little freaks who take cones up the ass here. You Know Who You Are. Call Me.
  4. As evidenced by the tags, not everyone loves me. Wtf.
  5. Hostgator Sucks, and Liquidweb Rules. Wait... I've known that for years. nm.
  6. Even a Blind Squirrel Finds A Nut Once In A While- LukeP (bitcoinboy) hits a home run. :2twocents:
  7. Never mix Family with alcohol at the holidays- it may come back to Bite You.
  8. Arguing with Guerrilla is like trying to teach a pig to sing- it just wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
  9. The term "Baller" can be applied to many things you would not at first glance consider worthy of the term.
  10. After a Gazillion threads on the subject, most people still don't know the difference between a "Business" and an "Avocation".

Happy New Year from Nashville, Phaggots (& BGBL)- I really do love you all.
 


Much love, cheers to 2014 record bannings and ftw

what I learned:

1) Never go full potato (thanks grindstone)
2) CCarter is the messiah
3) You gotta give back
4) There is monies to be made on WF
5) WF hates you if you don't post titties but they hate even more if you do such is the way of the gay webmaster
 

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Let's be fucking serious...

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but still,

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And yeah,

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You can love me or hate me, either way...

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And

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And

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And This is how the Game of Throne will end...

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Wait till I show you what I got in store for you kids in 2014, cause I've pretty much got a new role,

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Don't forget to Carry the fuck on...,

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but even if you hate me you gotta admit, 2013 was pretty much my bitch...

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And what are all you phaggots doing home on New Years like me? Do you consider this amateurs night and drink at home? Hmmmmm?

Yes, I DO.
 
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fuck you anonymous tagger I'd blow you're brains all over the room but you are too mch of a ladyboy cumlicker to say that to my face fucking pillow biter
 
CCarter said:
I love fucking Moxie's posts... ALL of them! Honestly, the best troll of 2013.

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haha, no "troll" intended 99% of the time



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I love picture story posts. Super fun #!

galacon said:
Do you consider this amateurs night and drink at home? Hmmmmm?

Yes, I DO.
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I've been 21+ and in Vegas for the last 9 years. Went down to the strip once. Never again. Two huge black bums forced me and a buddy to pray with them. Pissed in the middle of the strip because bathrooms were impossible. $8 bottles of water. People spitting everywhere. Seriously, I got spit on 4 fucking times. Got harassed by the 5-0 for trying to hail a cab. Apparently it's illegal to hail a cab from the sidewalk in Vegas. Walking around and seeing SWAT teams hiding in the shadows. Random elbows to the eye. 2/10 whale trying to face fuck me at midnight.


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Much rather stay domestic with a few friends.
 
Things I Learned in 2013:

01. StackCash is the hardest working mofo on Wickedfire
02. Droplister is a wizard.
03. Bloghue is the most knowledgable tech faggot on the planet.
04. CCarter loves gifs and funny fiverr gigs
05. Vikingred, we are cut from the same cloth. He also contributed to my entertainment and distraction this year in a major way (thanks for that invite!)
06. Macbook scares me. Scorched earth style.
07. Bitsdawg and BabyGotBacklinks are the only two actual ladies left on WF. Anyone else is actually a guy. I'm not joking. Alexa Smith weirdo style.
08. Jhoffy22 aka King Jhoffrey shall never seat the Cone Throne.
09. Tavin has a horrible taste in music (god bless him)
10. Someone really got butthurt by Galacon at some point.
 
thehobbster said:
Things I Learned in 2013:

01. StackCash is the hardest working mofo on Wickedfire
02. Droplister is a wizard.
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I concur...​

thehobbster said:
Things I Learned in 2013:
03. Bloghue is the most knowledgable tech faggot on the planet.
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He's aight....! j/k.​

thehobbster said:
Things I Learned in 2013:
04. CCarter loves gifs and funny fiverr gigs
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Fuck that CCarter clown...​

thehobbster said:
Things I Learned in 2013:
05. Vikingred, we are cut from the same cloth. He also contributed to my entertainment and distraction this year in a major way (thanks for that invite!)
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No Comment.​

thehobbster said:
Things I Learned in 2013:
06. Macbook scares me. Scorched earth style.
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I too am scared...​

thehobbster said:
Things I Learned in 2013:
07. Bitsdawg and BabyGotBacklinks are the only two actual ladies left on WF. Anyone else is actually a guy. I'm not joking. Alexa Smith weirdo style.
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... assume the comment is meant for a scarlet....​

thehobbster said:
Things I Learned in 2013:
08. Jhoffy22 aka King Jhoffrey shall never seat the Cone Throne.
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so who is king cone?​

thehobbster said:
Things I Learned in 2013:
09. Tavin has a horrible taste in music (god bless him)
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LOL....​

thehobbster said:
Things I Learned in 2013:
10. Someone really got butthurt by Galacon at some point.
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^^^^^^^ This 1000%. Jesus, even I don't have that level of hate... except for flaw3d's 1000 and one CCarter tags...​
 
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