The Ultimate Guide to Surviving DP

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1. Say "sir" when addressing a fellow DPointer.
2. Use spyntax when posting so that your post makes little to nonsense. Make sure your post has a 60% uniqueness and 0 readability.
3. Make a new thread everytime you post, but if you must reply to a thread, make sure it adds no value to anything being discussed.
4. Put your geographical location as India, speak/write horrible english but use a Westernized name like Joe, John and Mike.
5. Never curse, DPointers hate curse words like "d#mb", "stup$d".
6. Eat a lot of curry.
7. Copy and paste content from all the other popular forums as your own and when fellow DPointers got questions, pretend like you know something and point them to your own blog.
8. Always, I repeat, Always complaint about how Google is racist and hate people from certain geographical location.
9. Post an actual picture of your ugly face as your avatar.
10. ...?

I need a #10. Anyone?
 
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#10. Prepare to receive "infraction" points for basically doing anything the mods don't like that particular day.
 
efeezy said:
#10. Prepare to receive "infraction" points for basically doing anything the mods don't like that particular day.
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My favorite infraction at DP was when I went to hire someone for a simple job and posted "pm sent" in the thread (not ever having read the DP rules). The thread starter PMd me with a warning to delete the post or a mod might ban me so within 2 minutes of posting it I delete it. An hour later I get an infraction for the deleted post.
 
Rich. Just totally rich. I love it.

(Yes dear WF, I have returned from the dead! It's a fricking long story, so sue me. If you are interested in me making a thread about it, fire away)

Edit: #10 scour the introduction section for newbie idiots and tell them you've got the perfect way to get rich in 2 days if they give you $100. Then give them a guide with shit in it and tell them to do it themselves.
 
busyni said:
Rich. Just totally rich. I love it.

(Yes dear WF, I have returned from the dead! It's a fricking long story, so sue me. If you are interested in me making a thread about it, fire away)

Edit: #10 scour the introduction section for newbie idiots and tell them you've got the perfect way to get rich in 2 days if they give you $100. Then give them a guide with shit in it and tell them to do it themselves.
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no one missed you or cares lol
 
-Matt- said:
My favorite infraction at DP was when I went to hire someone for a simple job and posted "pm sent" in the thread (not ever having read the DP rules). The thread starter PMd me with a warning to delete the post or a mod might ban me so within 2 minutes of posting it I delete it. An hour later I get an infraction for the deleted post.
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Now that's classic. I had started a thread in the BS&T section. I had to make a change to what I was selling a few hours later, so I posted the changes, and got hit with not only a "bumping your own thread" infraction, but a "disallowed/inappropriate post" infraction. WTF.

On several occasions I've told some Indians (dots, not feathers), not to post again until they learned some fucking English. That got me several infraction points too, but well deserved IMO. I also got hit with a bunch of points at once when I started thread just to ask if anyone knew why the fuck the mod's were such douchebags. That didn't go over well.
 
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