This is fucking epic, not sure if true story.

[sa1m0n]

Post Y U SO SHORT

 

[EricVonDoobie]

RE: FWD: FWD: hilarious parking lot story!1

 

[boatBurner]

Maw

See why: The Bristol Zoo Parking Attendant - Urban Legends

 

[sa1m0n]

I actually believed it fml.

 

[wezcountry]

I was born in that city and I believe it. The city hall (responsible for the zoo) doesn't know its arse from its elbow

 

[amateursurgeon]

This story is clearly bullshit. As someone who lived in Bristol for 8 years, I can assure you that no parking attendant collecting cash would last more than 18 months before being shanked by chavs from Knowle West for his day's takings.

 

[terranthor]

hah, not sure I buy it

 

[BeerNuts]

RE: FWD: FWD: hilarious parking lot story!1

FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: hilarious parking lot story!1

 

[Dwight Schrute]

FWD: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD: FWD:

 

[DrewEnds]

Feels bad man when i found out its fake

 

[Phoenixz]

i was hoping it was real as well

 

[(O_o)]

picture 1 = gravel parking lot
picture 2 = asphalt parking lot

derp a herp derp

 

[quintana]

Alright. Who's the joker that voted this 5 stars?

 

[vinnythejinny]

anything is possible in UK. When they can give away free housing for afghan refugees and feed them on NI, they can absolutely do anything.

 

[warling]

1. No such paper as London Times.
2. Bristol is nowhere near London.
3. £560 x 7days x 52weeks x 25years = £5million, not 7.

YO Y U SO GULLIBLE WICKEDFIRE?

 

[Hav3n]

Thanks for the FWD, Grandma.

 

[Warriorz_Web]

would have made a great story

 

[cougarclaws]

 

[PhillipsPierce]

This is a clearly scalable business model, dude wasn't thinking big enough.

So who wants to JV with me?

I'll handle installing the ticket machines in Canada. Looking for partners to handle coverage in the USA, Europe, Asia and Africa. OK maybe not Africa.

THIS IS CLEARLY NOT A JOKE. Please PM me with the territories that you can cover.

 

[greenleaves]

This is a clearly scalable business model, dude wasn't thinking big enough.

So who wants to JV with me?

I'll handle installing the ticket machines in Canada. Looking for partners to handle coverage in the USA, Europe, Asia and Africa. OK maybe not Africa.

THIS IS CLEARLY NOT A JOKE. Please PM me with the territories that you can cover.

Can I buy the rights to all of Asia? Give me a good deal man!