This is supposed to be a joke.. amen..

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A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Pentecostal dies and goes to Heaven and God
tells them that the place is full and that they have to go down and stay with satan till he makes room for them

SO the man above, calles the man below and says that he is sending these guys down.

A few days go by and "man below" calls "man above" and says that he is sending those guys back.

The man above asks why ?

The man below tells him that the Catholic is forgiving everyone, the Baptist is saving everyone, and the Pentecostal has raised enough money to buy air conditioning !!

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LOL Good one.

I heard this one yesterday. I thought it was good:



A couple is having dinner at a restaurant and the husband leans and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years a go? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
"Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"
"Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but a very good idea!"
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes.
Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The Policeman still watching thinks this was truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"
The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence
 
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