This is why having a wife can be iritating

jonas33h

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me: wanna fuck? (notice I asked in the most gentlemanly way possible)

her: no i'm exhausted maybe tomorrow...


couple days later


her: Do one of my english papers so I can do my spanish homework. (notice she didn't even ask)

me: no i'm exhausted maybe tomorrow...

her: blah blah blah rant rant rant rant

me do you remember our conversation a couple days ago

her: not even the same argument......

women are fucked up

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but damn are they hot! ! ! !
 


jonas33h said:
me: wanna fuck? (notice I asked in the most gentlemanly way possible)

her: no i'm exhausted maybe tomorrow...

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her: Do one of my english papers so I can do my spanish homework. (notice she didn't even ask)
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You are doing it wrong.

Don't ask questions, tell statements instead, follow her tactics. When you ask a question, you are giving an option say no, an option to think and decide if she is actually exhausted or wants to do something. If you want to still be nice and give an option, you can ask "Wanna bend over or get on top?". Try it, see if it works, do some split testing... It's like aff marketing. That's why you don't say "Wanna download?", instead of "Download Now!" on your buttons...
 
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tatrasim said:
You are doing it wrong.

Don't ask questions, tell statements instead, follow her tactics. When you ask a question, you are giving an option say no, an option to think and decide if she is actually exhausted or wants to do something. If you want to still be nice and give an option, you can ask "Wanna bend over or get on top?". Try it, see if it works, do some split testing... It's like aff marketing. That's why you don't say "Wanna download?", instead of "Download Now!" on your buttons...
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Bahaha!!! Fucking genius. I love when IM is applied to regular life situations.
 
Everything is a catch 22 with modern women.

She is using sex as a bargaining chip, hoping you’ll cave into her demands.

If you comply you MIGHT get laid but she will respect you less for it. Her demands and sense of entitlement will increase.

If you refuse she will continue to withhold sex. Her resentment will build. She will continue with the sex strike until either you cave in or a big argument over something completely arbitrary goes down. If you stand your ground, you’ll get make-up sex...eventually. Too bad you need to go through hell to get there.

Of course, I could be completely wrong. :evil_laughter:
 
tatrasim said:
You are doing it wrong.

Don't ask questions, tell statements instead, follow her tactics. When you ask a question, you are giving an option say no, an option to think and decide if she is actually exhausted or wants to do something. If you want to still be nice and give an option, you can ask "Wanna bend over or get on top?". Try it, see if it works, do some split testing... It's like aff marketing. That's why you don't say "Wanna download?", instead of "Download Now!" on your buttons...
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You sir made my day :D + Rep.

Honestly what he said is the truth. Split testing is all it takes to improve you (sex) conversion rates. You could also use an visual optimiser test to see how she reacts when you touch her on different parts of the body. One of those body parts could be arousing enough so you wouldn't have to do all the talking work
 
With my ex-wife I once told her I want to have sex so hurry up and get wet. Bad result. True story.
 
My advice would be to not ask for sex. A confident man takes what he wants... Of course, you do have to make her feel sexy before you mount her.

Luckily a girl I was dating let me in on that secret early in life:

"If you have to ask for sex, the answer will be NO!"
 
IMHopeful said:
My advice would be to not ask for sex. A confident man takes what he wants... Of course, you do have to make her feel sexy before you mount her.

Luckily a girl I was dating let me in on that secret early in life:

"If you have to ask for sex, the answer will be NO!"
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^^ This guy says the truth. if you want something, you have to go and get it... not wait for it to come to you.
 
At least she didn't cut of your johnson and put it in the garbage disposal.

btw, this is another good yes or yes question: "Hey baby wanna have some before we go out to dinner or wait till we get home?"
 
Let her know you take care of things, put a roof over her head, allow her to have nice things.....and sex is what YOU get out of it. It's obvious she is a student as she has so much homework, so I am assuming you are the sole breadwinner.

If she isnt going to provide it, you are going to go looking elsewhere for it....it is as simple as that. Even if you think it would never come to that, you would be amazed how your brain works after a few rejections and lack of action.

I cant wrap my head around why more women do not understand that concept, and seem to think sex is a favor or something we should only get if we "behave".

She doesnt wanna engage in sex? Fine, her loss.
 
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