This site gives lols o plenty

[turbolapp]

http://homeland.gov.safenow.org - what to do in an emergency

 

[Trademark]

This reminds me of a segment in Fight Club. Tyler Durden explains that the calm, happy people in the airplane safety inserts are a sham. The inserts should really show...

 

[turbolapp]

In case of emergency, the parking brake may be used as an adult novelty item.

 

[rogerrabbit]

I blame turbo for this one:

Satellite photos of Texas show the large embarrassing radioactive crop circle in Southeast Texas.

 

[Infinite Keith]

I loled. Some funny stuff.

 

[-Matt-]

Kept getting funnier, lmao.

By the time I hit the last one I had tears in my eyes.

 

[Andrew Scherer]

After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.