"WTB, Indian and Chinese bastards to relentlessly spam my clients for SEO services"
I need some shady mo'fos to spam all my current clients for SEO services. Here is the suggested pitch:
I need some shady mo'fos to spam all my current clients for SEO services. Here is the suggested pitch:
When spamming forms, be sure to use
- the zipcode 11111 with no phone number and a random gmail account to maximize credibility and conversion rate. You can only spam them max 213 times in one week so we need to make each one count.
- a "first name for a last name combo" so the prospective client thinking "Becky Jack - WTF is that about? Hmm, wait... maybe I do need some SEO.
- Made up responses to required questions - just get that email through. ABC... Always be closing.
- Awkwardly-written phrases. If I catch anyone using correct grammatical USA-English, I will report you to the mods here at DP. Nobody in our industry can read or write so don't f*** it up by raising the bar for the rest of us. (My Indian VA wrote this for me).
- Quick quiz - What did I miss in that suggested email? If you said, "You need 3 more exclamation points, big cheese" you're right. Fix it.
