To the dudes that want to 'look' better...

[Phre0nBurn]

By all means, being fit and healthy is badass, so do it...
BUT...

Ive seen a few of you mention that you want to look better to get more ass...

In my vast experience of having unprotected sex with insecure girls that may or may not be 18... I have realized a few things...

The biggest 2 things when it comes to sportfucking, are your personality, and the way you present yourself. The second one ties directly in to your style.

If you took away my personality/attitude, my style, my tats and piercings...

I would be one boring fucker...

Id be your average sized, pale somewhat scrawny overly pale white dude with a gut, the slight onset of manboobs, hung like an asian (sorry to any Asians in here), and have enough body hair to keep 10 russian men warm.

Learn to groom the shit out of yourself, be friendly, funny, and a prick all at the same time, and stick out. That takes care of 80% of it.

Walk around and feel confident... Even if you arent. Fake it. Just have that look on your face like youre there to kill someone, but you still smile and laugh.

Sure, you might have a few extra pounds on you, but I promise, a fucked up (or missing) shave, some raggedy shoes, or clothes that your mother bought, will hurt you way more than those extra pounds ever will.

Just figured id let some of you in on some of this... You guys are good at making money... Ive wasted the last 23 years of my life attaining pussy... Its been fun, but sadly there is no ROI, and it doesnt put money in your pocket. (well, rarely... ill save that for a later topic.)

Pretend you are young, even if you aren't. It doesnt mean being stupid, but dont become a middle aged prick. Act like a 21 year old, with a brain.

Dont be afraid of anything... Dont think about consequences with women... Be careless and fucking enjoy it...

^^ This only pertains to serious one night stands. If you are looking to get tied down and beaten with a menstrual stick for the rest of your life, go ahead and forget all this shit.

Oh, and one more thing... You don't need money to get laid. Thats bullshit. Sure, it helps, a LOT!!!! BUT... Ive been through some pretty broke times, and I always managed to break every couch I slept on, by bangin girls I didnt know.

Start early, and by the time you get rich, youll know better, and itll save you from getting married to some crazy bitch without a pre-nup and throwing your life out the window.

 

[Romestar]

 

[elime]

If a girl asks you to buy her a drink laugh a bit and say, "Oh, no. I don't think so. But I'll let you buy me a drink."

Gold.

 

[Phre0nBurn]

haha... I dunno if I should say thanks or call you a dick.

I would so drive that van though.

 

[Phre0nBurn]

Yes yes yes! Dont waste your hard earned money on pussy.
Thats all theyre doing.

They know you work your ass off for money... They still want a good time, so they use their pussy to get YOU to GIVE them your money. Of course, if they give you the poon, you won't give them more money, so guess what??

Fools.
I make girls buy me drinks. As a matter of fact, I called a girl I haven't seen in 6 months or so up last night... Left her a message...
'Eeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrriiiiicccccaaaaaaaaaaaa..... How are you??
Im just driving around, got off the phone with your brother.... Apparently absolutely NOTHING fun is going on tonight, as always, sooooooooooooo, figured Id call you as a last ditch effort and see if you wanted to take me out to dinner... Anyways, callllllllllllllllllll me back!'

Swear to god. Calls me this morning... 'You dick, I was with my boyfriend!! So, what are you doing tonight?'

 

[skrilla]

By all means, being fit and healthy is badass, so do it...
BUT...

Ive seen a few of you mention that you want to look better to get more ass...

In my vast experience of having unprotected sex with insecure girls that may or may not be 18... I have realized a few things...

The biggest 2 things when it comes to sportfucking, are your personality, and the way you present yourself. The second one ties directly in to your style.

If you took away my personality/attitude, my style, my tats and piercings...

I would be one boring fucker...

Id be your average sized, pale somewhat scrawny overly pale white dude with a gut, the slight onset of manboobs, hung like an asian (sorry to any Asians in here), and have enough body hair to keep 10 russian men warm.

Learn to groom the shit out of yourself, be friendly, funny, and a prick all at the same time, and stick out. That takes care of 80% of it.

Walk around and feel confident... Even if you arent. Fake it. Just have that look on your face like youre there to kill someone, but you still smile and laugh.

Sure, you might have a few extra pounds on you, but I promise, a fucked up (or missing) shave, some raggedy shoes, or clothes that your mother bought, will hurt you way more than those extra pounds ever will.

Just figured id let some of you in on some of this... You guys are good at making money... Ive wasted the last 23 years of my life attaining pussy... Its been fun, but sadly there is no ROI, and it doesnt put money in your pocket. (well, rarely... ill save that for a later topic.)

Pretend you are young, even if you aren't. It doesnt mean being stupid, but dont become a middle aged prick. Act like a 21 year old, with a brain.

Dont be afraid of anything... Dont think about consequences with women... Be careless and fucking enjoy it...

^^ This only pertains to serious one night stands. If you are looking to get tied down and beaten with a menstrual stick for the rest of your life, go ahead and forget all this shit.

Oh, and one more thing... You don't need money to get laid. Thats bullshit. Sure, it helps, a LOT!!!! BUT... Ive been through some pretty broke times, and I always managed to break every couch I slept on, by bangin girls I didnt know.

Start early, and by the time you get rich, youll know better, and itll save you from getting married to some crazy bitch without a pre-nup and throwing your life out the window.

True words. Especially about your wife, half yours and half hers. Better make sure she checks out ok.

For people like me who spent most of their highschool and college life behind a computer and sucked really bad at talking to women, read the book, the game.

Took me about 2 yrs to go from horrible to decent. Me and my former data guy used to tear it up when we'd go out. Now he works for a certain womanizer that had a show on VH1 this year. I had to cut back on nights out b/c it got too much int he way of work. The key is balance.


Anway, back to work

 

[DaveEMG]

Dude shut the fuck up and go fix your family and/or your business. One or the other or both. Quit giving Lou Holtz fucking pep talks to the munchkins.

Frankly, fuck your version of this shit...

Kids... You are worth SHIT. There are 3.1+ BILLION women in this world and you'll be lucky if you get to fuck 20 of 'em. And even three fourths of them will have to be drunk.

Go to the gym.
Get on a diet.
Start a company.
Quit listening to people that say "just be yourself."
Be better than the next guy and/or the last guy.
Run at full speed until you tap out.

 

[elime]

For people like me who spent most of their highschool and college life behind a computer and sucked really bad at talking to women, read the book, the game.

Took me about 2 yrs to go from horrible to decent. Me and my former data guy used to tear it up when we'd go out. Now he works for a certain womanizer that had a show on VH1 this year. I had to cut back on nights out b/c it got too much int he way of work. The key is balance.

The Game was a great read.

But in terms of inspirational/informational material on this subject, Mystery's work is pretty much priceless. It probably sounds like an ebook scam to anyone who hasn't read and applied his ideas, but hot damn. I'm a short, pudgy, tragically misanthropic computer nerd, and getting tang is pretty damn easy now.

 

[Uzzz]

tapp outt liek that motehr fuckerrrr hughesssss hah

 

[ChrisS]

Frankly, fuck your version of this shit...

Kids... You are worth SHIT. There are 3.1+ BILLION women in this world and you'll be lucky if you get to fuck 20 of 'em. And even three fourths of them will have to be drunk.

Go to the gym.
Get on a diet.
Start a company.
Quit listening to people that say "just be yourself."
Be better than the next guy and/or the last guy.
Run at full speed until you tap out.

Sorry, I'm going to have to disagree with you. Big time. I've spent a lot of time learning about female psychology. I also have three gorgeous blonde sisters and was able to see up close how they treated guys.

Phreon nailed it. That kind of attitude is what it takes to consistently attract girls. Confidence and alpha maleness win every time.

The style thing is a bit overexagerated (Pickup artist mystery wearing stupid hats etc.), but the theory is to stand out from the regular dumbasses that walk up to her every day drooling. It's the peacock theory. You can google it, but the gist is that animals in nature have bright colors to attract females. The colors also make them easier for predators to find. That makes them especially attractive to females because they survive anyway.

I personally feel that a large chunk of the pick up artist material out there is stupid as hell. But guess what? It works for guys all the time. Even the ones that couldn't talk to girls before without stammering like a retard with tourette's. The reason it works is it gave them that little bit of confidence they needed to be at least slightly attractive.

 

[ChrisS]

tapp outt liek that motehr fuckerrrr hughesssss hah

Yeah I'm glad GSP gets to fight Serra again. That was a lucky KO the first time they fought.

 

[Phre0nBurn]

Dave - Calm doooowwwwwwnnnn man... Just takin a break... I can only stare at code and numbers for so long until I can't take it anymore... Breaks are good.

I also forgot to make a post in the Fam thread I started, and you just reminded me, so thank you.

The whole 'Peacocking' thing, who knows... Ive never had a fancy name for it, but it works, to an extent.
I stick out like a sore thumb, and it really does work... Not just one one particular type of girl either...

Look, Dave has it half right... Like I said, be in shape by all means, be financially stable, make yourself The Shit.

But sometimes we can't always focus on our future, schooling, work, etc., because of one primal instinct we have...

If you HAVE to take care of it to clear your mind (you know what I mean), then its better to have the skills to get it done now, and get back to work, rather than wait until you have spent years building something up to go get some poon.

 

[BigWill]

If a girl asks you to buy her a drink laugh a bit and say, "Oh, no. I don't think so. But I'll let you buy me a drink."

Gold.

lol, that sounds like me. My friends are going around buying girls drinks trying to be all nice and never get laid. Im just kind of asshole and I get girls who are OBSESSED with me after a 1 night stand(its 1 night to me, lol).

 

[Uzzz]

lol, that sounds like me. My friends are going around buying girls drinks trying to be all nice and never get laid. Im just kind of asshole and I get girls who are OBSESSED with me after a 1 night stand(its 1 night to me, lol).

Agreed....Assholeism works.

if your looking for something long term, then thats when you act a little nicer

andd GSP FTW next time too Chris