Treasury Recalls all USD!

[lukep]

It's worse than I thought bros!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JBsGn6XtaM]Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars - YouTube[/ame]

:anon.sml:

 

[dreamscape]

this sucks... getting all my monies ready to give back right now.

 

[bluechinagroup]

You're joking right? I mean it's the Onion after all.

 

[tomaszjot]

Ryan Eagle saved a lot of human beings by not paying the affiliates with poisoned dollars. Of course affiliates, intellectual dwarfs at the best, couldn't know he was protecting them. Ryan is an unsung hero, Atlas who decided to carry affiliate world even though affiliates attacked him. Today we, EWA affiliates, say sorry. We were short-visioned idiots who were thinking in dollars when you were saving our lives. Thank you.

 

[ly2 from WF]

You're joking right? I mean it's the Onion after all.

OP just now realizing this is the onion and facepalming.

 

[erifdekciw]

I knew you were dumb luke, but god damn son...

 

[jeffrey]

Can you jump off a fucking a bridge so we dont have todeal with your stupidity any longer?

 

[lukep]

Jesus, you all really thought I was serious?

 

[johnmatrix]

Jesus, you all really thought I was serious?

good save!

 

[cassius]

Credibility of sources. . . increasing.

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

Apparently there is a huge recall of all women's skirts, shorts, or anything covering a womans ass. I'm all for it tbh.

 

[mpbiz]

Apparently there is a huge recall of all women's skirts, shorts, or anything covering a womans ass. I'm all for it tbh.

Do you ever sleep?

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

Do you ever sleep?

Yes, I sleep. Because I'm in a different timezone to most of you, it seems like I don't.

 

[amateursurgeon]

Jesus, you all really thought I was serious?

That should tell you something about your credibility on these issues, Luke.

 

[bluechinagroup]

Well this is really awkward no matter how you slice it.

 

[jstover77]

Do you ever sleep?

I never want him to sleep. The more ass the better.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Relevant:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2IYIJc1f00]Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs - YouTube[/ame]

 

[erifdekciw]

Jesus, you all really thought I was serious?

Jesus, you really thought we were serious about you being serious?

 

[Midas Touch]

Yes, I sleep. Because I'm in a different timezone to most of you, it seems like I don't.

Can we safely ASSUME when you do sleep, you Dream of Cum Covered Jiggling Asses?!!


lol

 

[lukep]

Can you jump off a fucking a bridge so we dont have todeal with your stupidity any longer?

That should tell you something about your credibility on these issues, Luke.

Well this is really awkward no matter how you slice it.

This is pretty troubling then.

I expect a few perennial voices of chaos like erifdekciw and johnmatrix to take every shot at me that they can; but for you three to jump to these conclusions makes me think less of the worth of telling a joke around here.