Troll at ASW

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crossfittn

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I just remembered - a few years ago I was in the exhibit hall at ASW talking to guys from supplement company about their program. Super nice people and product seemed legit. Then this guy who looks like he studies pickup artist guru products religiously walks up and interrupts us, blurting out "do you have recurring commissions?"

The owner said well we pay % of each one-time sale, we don't auto-ship to our cust.... and the BRO interrupted again, "well that's fucking bullshit. You know ALL affiliates want recurring commissions these days, right? Get with the times... so far to me your program seems to be crap."

I was speechless, and the owner and I just looked at eachother like WTF is this shit... I left, dude kept on bothering them for a little while. Sounded like such a noob it was embarassing.

Ok that is all.:banana_sml:
 


Zsaleem said:
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
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