The Goodies ( all free to some extent):
MEGAROTIC
Website like youtube but for porn, user uploaded videos. You can view 10 a day before being bothered to register.
WhatBoysWant.com :: Picture
Free picture gallery, with 788,829 pictures ( 70 gigs). That's the largest database I've ever seen outside of my private collection
Fun Things To Try:
Danger Wank:
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
Erotic asphyxiation:
The act of depriving oneself or another of oxygen in order to achieve orgasm is classified officially in the United States as Hypoxyphilia, according to the American Psychiatric Association and as referenced in numerous professional articles discussing the subject. A sexual partner may or may not be involved in the act; however, if a sex partner is excluded the practice can be referred to as autoerotic asphyxiation, or AEA. Various methods are used to achieve the level of oxygen depletion needed such as a plastic bag over the head or self-strangulation, typically by the use of a ligature (scarfing). The practice is extremely dangerous and has resulted in many accidental deaths.
Disclaimer:
I am not responsible for you being fired, evicted, or excommunicated from using the information located within this thread. I also am not responsible for accidental deaths caused by you trying the erotic asphyxiation methods listed above.
Hopefully someone finds this late night post interesting. If you have something to add, feel free to do so. Wanna post detailed instructions on how to perform a Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, or Cleavland Steamer, go ahead
I'm off to subway. Think I can order my sandwich and perform a danger wank without the employee noticing from behind the glass>!?! MUHAHAHAH
Cheers
MEGAROTIC
Website like youtube but for porn, user uploaded videos. You can view 10 a day before being bothered to register.
WhatBoysWant.com :: Picture
Free picture gallery, with 788,829 pictures ( 70 gigs). That's the largest database I've ever seen outside of my private collection
Fun Things To Try:
Danger Wank:
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
Erotic asphyxiation:
The act of depriving oneself or another of oxygen in order to achieve orgasm is classified officially in the United States as Hypoxyphilia, according to the American Psychiatric Association and as referenced in numerous professional articles discussing the subject. A sexual partner may or may not be involved in the act; however, if a sex partner is excluded the practice can be referred to as autoerotic asphyxiation, or AEA. Various methods are used to achieve the level of oxygen depletion needed such as a plastic bag over the head or self-strangulation, typically by the use of a ligature (scarfing). The practice is extremely dangerous and has resulted in many accidental deaths.
Disclaimer:
I am not responsible for you being fired, evicted, or excommunicated from using the information located within this thread. I also am not responsible for accidental deaths caused by you trying the erotic asphyxiation methods listed above.
Hopefully someone finds this late night post interesting. If you have something to add, feel free to do so. Wanna post detailed instructions on how to perform a Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, or Cleavland Steamer, go ahead
I'm off to subway. Think I can order my sandwich and perform a danger wank without the employee noticing from behind the glass>!?! MUHAHAHAH
Cheers
