Uncle Sam will give you $4500 to trade in your 25 year old gas guzzler...

Jizzlobber

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CARS.gov - Car Allowance Rebate System - Home - Formerly Referred to as “Cash for Clunkers”

Participating dealers will give you $3500 or $4500 trade in allowance for your tired old shit toward a new vehicle. Start paying your PPC tab with a GM card and then knock off another $2000 - $3000 with GM points. You may be in for some win given the current fire sale prices. Who knows what other rebates might be available. Don't plate it and avoid the excise tax and then flip the car as unused and potentially bank $5500 - $7500+ depending on incentives or if you sell at a slight loss and take into account what you think your shit was really worth.

Meh, might make for a good 'My Name is Earl' episode.
 


Yeah this has become pretty widespread over the past year or so. Good idea though, any car over 25 years old that you would trade in for $4500 isn't going to be of much of a loss.
 
Bad for the federal budget, good for consumers. My parents just took advantage of this by trading in a 95 Jeep Cherokee rust bucket. I doubt the thing was even worth $500.
 
I knew it was coming! Obama's secret plan to replace good old fashioned American cars with foreign hybrid pieces of shit is near! The old cars will be used to enslave Americans in tax camps where illegal aliens will take your guns and shoot your bibles!

Seriously though, stupid move. Now we're going to have a bunch of fresh college graduates trading in their rusted Honda for new mustangs and chargers. They're gonna be stylin' on me :(
 
I wonder if this will count?

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