[w00t] Never pay taxes again / never do bookkeeping again...

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Stefan Johne

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Hello wicked people,

Only now and only on Wickedfire I may offer my special legal service to webmasters:

You want to avoid the unfair taxes government extorts from your tiny internet income?

You hate bookkeeping or paying an accountant doing the dirty work for you?

You think there is no solution to fuck up the "almighty" government?

The solution

Special law loopholes allow me to offer "liberation of taxes". What is it going to cost? What a question - less than you will have to pay taxes! Much less!

Did you know that some German businesses pay up to 78% taxes? Did you ever count how much taxes you are paying or were you shocked by what the government demanded at the end of the year?

Free yourself from the tax burden and buy yourself a new car or some new girls - and I'll even throw in a secret bonus...

Join me - fuck up the government. Legal, cheap, satisfying.

But lets come down to the business.

The price:

It's up to how much taxable income you generate. The more money you make each month the lower the share I'll demand. This service includes some serious work for me so I have to charge at least some bucks.

If you want a more detailed overview how much it will cost please contact me. This is a serious business and not a "100 Article Submissions". Everyone will have to pay a different price. It's up to how complicated your business is, where you live and how much $$$ you generate.

The payment method:

I'll discuss this in detail with you... personal.

The service in detail:

Through a couple of law loopholes I can create worldwide non-taxable subjects. If you want to know more please contact me.

Is it legal?

It's legal for you and even for me. Thank god to south america, bribing and law loopholes.

How to contact me:

SKYPE: stefanjohne

(It can be hard to catch me on skype because of different time shifts. Try often or write me an email).

EMAIL: stefan johne [at] yahoo [dot] de

Strip all spaces and replace [at] and [dot]. If you require we can use encoded mail.

PM: Just send me a PM but please don't reveal personal information or you will regret it.

PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS REQUESTS. My time is precious and I don't like to waste it with people earning not even $5 each month on the internet who are "just interested in information".

Thanks

PS: Does work with internet based business only. To check if you "apply" please contact me.
 


fuck yea sign me up! You do realize people go to jail for this stuff right?
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Hey johnysc430 - if you want to participate please send me a PM, an email or contact me via skype (see above).

People are going to jail for money laundering. But this is no money laundering - in fact this may be gray scale but it's nevertheless legal. Still there are protective measures for my clients. Just for security :-).

I have some clients who really deserve jail lol. :xmas-smiley-016: Thank the Lord there are still countries where you have something called freedom.
 
You are all scared bitches! Shame on you! Where is American's people spirit? I bet in the ass of the pope! No honestly lol. Always be fine, send your kids to school, care for your neighbors and never NEVER spit on the paveway. I mean this could bring you in jail for lifetime!
 
Voteban. This can actually fuck up some people and the forum itself.

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Stefan Johne said:
If you want a more detailed overview how much it will cost please contact me. This is a serious business and not a "100 Article Submissions". Everyone will have to pay a different price. It's up to how complicated your business is, where you live and how much $$$ you generate.
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Tax Evasion if done right can keep you out of jail... except 99.999% of people rarely ever do it right. :D
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I was never a big fan of security - better try and fail than never try at all! :D So I suppose I am the 0.001% because for me it works even legal. I mean if you just want to evase taxes this is quite simple but can cost some real money (like setting up a company in the swiss). I am offering quite the cheap version for the budget-webmaster.

But anyone can do tax evasion and I doubt that your number is right ;-). Just the number of tax evasor's I know would tip the scale :D

Voteban. This can actually fuck up some people and the forum itself.
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Go voteban yourself - this is a legal service (with an attention grabbing headline!). I can't imagine how this thread should violate the TOS of wickedfire. Still if a moderator thinks I am evil just close this thread but please no ban - I mean ... my hard earned iTraders man! Show some respect ! :rasta:

This is a serious business
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Damn yeah he owed me money and this was the shot after I've told him on the phone that I don't like to wait anymore and that I am going to send my friends with the baseball bats.

Everyone who is afraid of the FEDs thanks for bumping my thread.

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Go voteban yourself - this is a legal service (with an attention grabbing headline!). I can't imagine how this thread should violate the TOS of wickedfire. Still if a moderator thinks I am evil just close this thread but please no ban - I mean ... my hard earned iTraders man! Show some respect ! :rasta:
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Last I checked tax evasion was illegal, ie: some actual jail time, can't put you in jail for something thats not illegal.
 
he is an undercover FTC agent finding out where you hid your acai monies. true story.
 
I like my ass tight.
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What do you want to tell us with that statement :D?

I wouldn't ban him. But I wouldn't let him keep selling this here.
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You know I couldn't find any rule why this thread should be not allowed on WF (if I am wrong tell me). But I've found a rule against "thread crashers" posting useless shit in buy/sell threads. Nevertheless thanks for the bump :rasta:.

Last I checked tax evasion was illegal, ie: some actual jail time, can't put you in jail for something thats not illegal.
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Oh there are so many things illegal. Still people doing them all the time - when I remember right prostitution is forbidden in most states of the US? Laws are useless as long government can't force them or no one is obeying them. Just my 50cts :-X.

Would it work for Canadian citizens too?
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Sure works for most western countries. Does not work for some tax heavens like Belize, Paraguay or The Swiss. Just contact me for further questions...

he is an undercover FTC agent finding out where you hid your acai monies. true story.
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Damn seems like you got me - but honestly I am not from the FTC, I am a CIA agent trying to find your hidden nuclear bombs. I know you're hiding one in your garden... :music07:
 
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