Want to help my cousin out, ideas?

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BNR34

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So my cousin is in a bad place, he just sits at home smoking weed and playing a facebook game all day, spends all his money on it too. He has a bar job at least and makes money.

He often runs out of money for weed (due to the game lol) and ends up completely depressed.

I was wondering if anyone could think of ways he could monetise his knowledge in this facebook game he plays. He's been playing it solid for over a year and I reckon he knows it inside out.

I was thinking he could blog about it, maybe run a forum or something.

Was hoping you guys could come up with other ways he could potentially make money out of it?

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First thing, be honest as much as you can.

Lets start with a question.

Are you your cousin?
 
Men play facebook games?

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BNR34 said:
He often runs out of money for weed (due to the game lol) and ends up completely depressed.
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Awful just awful, maybe tell him to stop being a sissy and needing to smoke weed when his farmville cow runs away....

Do you really believe that he has the ability to make money by writing a blog about how he sucks at facebook games and needs weed, but runs out of money because he is so inept/addicted to the games. I guess there are a lot of people out there that are in the same boat. So yeah get him to write down what he does in a day, and it might turn into one of those humorous sites?
 
Yeah its a pretty sad situation, i just want to help him out.

I've tried to convince him to get a life lol, but he has a kid that he pays benefits out to, drinks half his money where he works, and is just in this cycle of shit that he cant see a way out of. It's pathetic I know, but I can only do so much.

re: is it me, no... was expecting that question though.

I've convinced him to blog about the game at least, never know might make him some small cash if he's any good.
 
Hands up everybody who has relatives/inlaws who vaguely know that you make money on the internet and equate this with "sitting on your ass all day at home and playing on the computer."

So you get harassed constantly to "help out" the lazy fucks by sharing your "secrets".

I suspect that 95% of the people on this forum who make money doing IM already have a "lazy cousin" in the family so the last thing they need is somebody's else's lazy cousin.
 
Benji49 said:
Hands up everybody who has relatives/inlaws who vaguely know that you make money on the internet and equate this with "sitting on your ass all day at home and playing on the computer."

So you get harassed constantly to "help out" the lazy fucks by sharing your "secrets".

I suspect that 95% of the people on this forum who make money doing IM already have a "lazy cousin" in the family so the last thing they need is somebody's else's lazy cousin.
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I did expect responses like yours,

He doesnt know about making money on the internet, this is my idea, to see if I can help him out.

I'm not asking for secrets either, just a few ideas. I'm guessing you dont have any though.
 
BNR34 said:
Dunno, cos I'm nice and it's no big effort on my part? Karma? Do you even need a reason?
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You are to nice. I'm not into all this faggotary. Smash up his computer if you want to help him out from being a loser.

If you want to actually help someone/some people you can always volunteer to build water wells in Ghana.
 
Start a blog with a $20 ebook.. I think farmville ebooks did pretty well for themselves
 
If he's as miserable as you say, the best thing you could do is pay for him to see a therapist.

Although personally, I still favour taking ecstasy over years of talking to someone. Only problem these days is getting a decent supply.
 
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