They came in the night...
and took all my shit,
Walked out with my laptop,
I don't like it one bit.
Behind on my rent,
I'm starving for money.
Without computer to use,
Those bastards aren't funny.
If you would have it,
My soul on a platter,
I'll slave day and night,
To make my bankroll fatter
Hey WF, my place was robbed and they took almost every valuable I had, along with a bunch of cash. Insurance is taking its sweet fucking time so in the mean time I'm whoring myself out so I can:
1. Pay my rent
2. Pay attorney's fees (suing my landlord for negligence, long story)
3. Buy a replacement laptop
4. Pay my dedicated server fees
That being said, and without further ado, I'd like to introduce the services that I (with support from my team) am offering:
Minisite creation: $67
Wordpress autoblog
Keyword targetted
SEO optimized
5 articles created
Indexed
Wordpress Customization
Custom wordpress work, pm with desired changes.
Site scraping: 2 cents/pg
Delivered in CSV format
Yellowbook, ecommerce sites, etc. You pick a site, I'll scrape it
App source code: pm for details
WhoisScraper
-- scrape whois records and site's pages for contact emails
MP3VideoMaker
-- turn your entire mp3 collection into watermarked videos ready for youtube/ringtone methods
Articles $2/100 words
College educated and well equipped to handle any sort of research and writing tasks.
Scrapebox
Posting, scraping, you name it
Humiliate myself
Requests?
and took all my shit,
Walked out with my laptop,
I don't like it one bit.
Behind on my rent,
I'm starving for money.
Without computer to use,
Those bastards aren't funny.
If you would have it,
My soul on a platter,
I'll slave day and night,
To make my bankroll fatter
Hey WF, my place was robbed and they took almost every valuable I had, along with a bunch of cash. Insurance is taking its sweet fucking time so in the mean time I'm whoring myself out so I can:
1. Pay my rent
2. Pay attorney's fees (suing my landlord for negligence, long story)
3. Buy a replacement laptop
4. Pay my dedicated server fees
That being said, and without further ado, I'd like to introduce the services that I (with support from my team) am offering:
Minisite creation: $67
Wordpress autoblog
Keyword targetted
SEO optimized
5 articles created
Indexed
Wordpress Customization
Custom wordpress work, pm with desired changes.
Site scraping: 2 cents/pg
Delivered in CSV format
Yellowbook, ecommerce sites, etc. You pick a site, I'll scrape it
App source code: pm for details
WhoisScraper
-- scrape whois records and site's pages for contact emails
MP3VideoMaker
-- turn your entire mp3 collection into watermarked videos ready for youtube/ringtone methods
Articles $2/100 words
College educated and well equipped to handle any sort of research and writing tasks.
Scrapebox
Posting, scraping, you name it
Humiliate myself
Requests?