WEB PROGRAMMER FOR HIRE: I hate sunlight, socializing, and sex!

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A message to the technically challenged:


If you...



Are frustrated with the technical side of all this online marketing stuff and keep getting stuck on things like uploading, installing, hosting, ftp, servers, scripts, and html.


Want to work smarter not harder, and use your marketing knowledge on actual MARKETING, instead of spending hours trying to teach yourself complicated shizzz that's just frustrating.


Value your time and would rather spend it on more important things like idea creation, strategy, and producing products.


Would rather OUTSOURCE your programming needs to a hermit/nerd/programming genius who hates sunlight, socializing, and sex and will work for you 7 days a week, 12 hours a day, 365 days a year...


THEN HIRE ME TO HANDLE YOUR ONLINE PROGRAMMING NEEDS!


Imagine how much MORE money you would make it you could get twice, 3 or even 4 times as much work done.

Imagine, your business could grow twice as fast and even produce exponential income.

This is what I want to make possible for you.

I will quickly complete all of your difficult, annoying, and
time-wasting programming tasks - all with a smile
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OUTSOURCING IS THE #1 MOST VALUABLE SKILL IN ALL OF INTERNET MARKETING...

And utilizing it will make earning a lot of money with your online business at least 10 times easier.

Plus, you will just become a happier person.

You'll be less overwhelmed, less stressed-out, and less over-worked.

WHAT IS THE #1 REASON PEOPLE STRUGGLE TO MAKE MONEY ONLINE?

They get overwhelmed with the technical stuff!

So let me do it for you =)

Here are just some of the things I can do for you...



  • WEBSITE FIXES AND WEBSITE TROUBLESHOOTING:


    • I will resolve your problems with opt-in forms, HTML tags, CSS erros, PHP, redirects, affiliate link tracking, online video, etc.


  • INSTALL WEBSITE SCRIPTS:


    • I will set up email autoresponder so you can start collecting leads, build an email list, and automatically follow up with your subscribers.


    • I will set up shopping cart software so you can sell/upsell/downsell, accept payments, and automatically deliver digital (or any other kind of) products.


    • I will set up a membership site script that will automatically manage billing and membership registration/renewal/cancellation.


  • SQUEEZE PAGES:


    • I will set up landing pages, confirmation pages, thank you pages, and link them to your list building software, and automatically deliver free reports, audios, or videos.


  • WORDPRESS BLOGS


    • I will do theme installations, customizations, plugins, and integrate google adsense and affiliate links.


  • AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU GOT!


I have worked on literally hundreds of web sites in many different niches over the last 6 years. (feel free to contact me for a list of previous projects)


I offer expertise in php programming and:




  • Front-end: XHTML, JavaScript, CSS, DHTML, AJAX, jQuery, Mootools


  • XML/XSLT


  • Joomla, VirtueMart, PHPBB,
    OSCommerce, Google Open Social, Facebook API, YoutubeAPI


  • Mobile services programming: WML, WMLS, XHTML-MP, SMS, Wap-push, CIMD2 Kannel open-source messaging system


If you don’t now what any of that stuff means, don’t worry about it - I’ll do that part for you.


Contact me and I will gladly get started on your site today!


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(have this same offer up on warrior forum)

THE FREE OFFER IS NOW CLOSED.

THANKS TO EVERYBODY WHO SIGNED UP.


I HAVE ROOM FOR 5 MORE PEOPLE @ $12/HOUR

update: [3 TAKEN, 2 MORE LEFT]


FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD WITH YOUR EMAIL, AND I WILL CONTACT YOU IMMEDIATELY:

* * * * NOTE: I cannot send PM's
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So please include YOUR email address if you chose to send me a private message. (The last thing I'd want is for you to think that I am ignoring you)

YOU CAN REACH HERE:

Email:
bdavisbiz(at)gmail.com

AIM: bdavisbiz(at)gmail.com


I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU!
 


Dude, FAIL. First off.. don't copy + paste something from another forum... esp from warrior to wickedfire....and ESPECIALLY IN ALL CAPS, A HUGE FUCKING SIZE FONT AND WITH DIFFERENT COLORS. I don't want to scroll down through your clickbank type forum post.. shit.. this isn't a crappy squeeze page for a dating offer that's actually just an ebook for 300 bucks.

if you ever want to achieve this:
"Meaning, I’m not trying to cash in on some get-rich-quick scheme – but instead actually building a BUSINESS that is SUSTAINABLE in the LONG-TERM."
i'd stop immediately and slowly back away from the idiots you've been hanging out with that have gotten u hook line and sinker on cb + wf wso's.


second - don't tell your entire life fucking story on your blog and then lie through your teeth about your experience/abilities (well actually you did say that you'd do that on your blog so i guess you're not 'really' lying)...

and third - nice pic douchbag, welcome to wickedfire, now go home.
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