Website Uptime Monitor Script in PHP - Awesome

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I've updated my SITE UPTIME MONITOR PHP SCRIPT.

Works brilliantly. Been paying dividends for years for me. I love it.

I previously sold it here for $3 bucks (ridiculous now that I think about it)

http://www.wickedfire.com/sell-buy-trade/49503-must-have-keep-tabs-your-website-uptime.html

You'll see the thread was trashed to all hell but in the end the script was solid and no one could say it was bad. Read through that thread.

It's for sale for $10.

Improved now so there's an option to pick hourly emails sent to you no matter what, or emails only sent when one or more of your sites are down. I run it on a shared hosting account.

To stupid newbies with OCD needing 20 data centers to detect website uptime - fuck off. Appreciated. Want to code it yourself? Excellent, do that - don't reply here.


SELLING FOR $10 PER COPY - It's saved me big cash by now and doesn't require monthly fees.

PM ME FOR PAYPAL
 


LOL :D Yeah I probably should of toned that one down a little. I just don't want a repeat of the linked-to-above thread (in my first post).
 
Hahaha...

You even came across as a militant douche in your original thread.

You got flak for selling the measly script for 3$ then and you are trying to sell it for 10$ now?

Good luck, bro.

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Man, I just read the last thread to see what this was. I just noticed you were a douchebag when I responded the first time.

What the hell dude? You're selling if(!file_get_contents('yoursite')) mail("youraddress", "your site is down", 'lol');


edit: \/ lol guys hear that he only kind of got dickrolled he's so tuff
 
Thanks ::emp::... :: awsomeness ::

It's a genuinely good script. To the guy with the pic, beause I don't trust anyone on this forum, I clicked your link with IE. No drama to end-task.

It's the rickroll crap. No one click. But you do get marks for craftiness. :)

Hi Refrozen, I have no idea who you are. Feel free not to reply unless it's constructive.
 
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Hi Refrozen, I have no idea who you are. Feel free not to reply unless it's constructive.
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Hi bit! I don't know who you are either! Great thread though, really enjoying it! Keep up the great work! Please!

Edit: anyway, I'll leave you alone, and let the goonery go to the rest of WickedFire... now. Keep it real.
 
LOL :D Thanks. This actually is pretty good entertainment. Everytime I hit F5 I wonder "what new joyous surprises will appear in my uptime script sales adventure?"
 
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