Weird stupid search queries on your sites aka 'how stupid are these people'

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I have a site in a health related niche and today I find this search query gem.

"if u have been affectes by ******** what r they symptoms"

Holy shit... who let these people near a computer!

i had to get that out there. share yours... or just make me feel stupid and alone.. your choice.




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I was surprised to hear the other day that 20% of google searches are completely unique.

Now I'm not surprised.
 
There are just so many that I get a good chuckle from.

My favorite I see "[Their Name] Needs Monies!"

When I see a keyword come from something like "I need my entitlement welfare" I love that too. Usually it's spelled wrong but it's similar to that.
 
"how my dog can do a backflip"
"how do you find a rainbow"
"does it matter if i live in the united states" <--- laughed for quite a while

these I remember off the top of my head I've seen so many retarded ones
 
Here's some odd searches I got this month on a few websites....

"call of duty and bananas" - WTF?
"how to sue children" - Yeah, not gonna' happen.
"pants show my buttcrack" - Ok.... get a new pair of pants then.
"crying my ant farm pets died" - LMAO..well, I'm sorry about that.
 
Had one a month or so ago I still get a kick out of. Swear the query was "taking money from women".

Just don't remember what fucked up country they were from, probably the US.
 
OldFusser said:
Had one a month or so ago I still get a kick out of. Swear the query was "taking money from women".

Just don't remember what fucked up country they were from, probably the US.
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Pimpin? comes into my mind.

Well the human retardedness shouldn't amaze you :).
 
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