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Turn-around is usually < 24 hours, but depending on how big the orgy is… you'll be having too much fun to care.
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So, if you're ready to get your freak on, FIRST click " Place Order " next to the corresponding package and send me a PayPal payment THEN SEND ME AN EMAIL with your PayPal transaction ID, URLs, Keywords, and specific instructions for how you want them to be used. I'd also like for you to include "with spintax" your Bios/Signatures text (all versions you have).
NOTE: It's much easier if you group URLs and the keywords for them together so I don't have to go searching for them.
Review Copies?
No premature ejaculators here.
$15 - Hardon 1: 5k forum profile URLs, bios, and signatures. (Place Order)
$25 - Hardon 2: 10k forum profile URLs, bios, and signatures. (Place Order)
$50 - Hardon 3: 20k+ forum profile URLs, bios, and signatures. (Place Order)
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Let's face it, when you go frolicking around the net dipping your wick into every blog, forum, and Web 2.0 property, there's not much guarantee that you won't catch something. I can GUARANTEE you that this service has been tested and found to be CLEAN… mostly.
Now, I know what you're thinking. Surely there's some catch to this hot offer. And you're right! With this service you can rest assured that this honey is of LEGAL age … maybe. So you won't have to worry about that annoying PEDOgoogle carting you off to the sandbox to sit in timeout while you look wide-eyed at the PAGE 1 honies wishing you were banging one of them instead of being raped by some gay hairy Page 50 piece of trash.
Sounds Great! But What's the Offer?
I'm offering 3 hardon packages for your linking pleasure.
$15 - Hardon 1: 5k forum profile URLs, bios, and signatures. (Place Order)
$25 - Hardon 2: 10k forum profile URLs, bios, and signatures. (Place Order)
$50 - Hardon 3: 20k+ forum profile URLs, bios, and signatures. (Place Order)
Turn-around is usually < 24 hours, but depending on how big the orgy is… you'll be having too much fun to care.
Each package allows you to submit any amount of URLs or Keywords. That's right, ANY amount. Now, if that didn't give you an instant hardon, this will:
You can group ANY amount of URLs with ANY amount of keyword sets/pairs/groups, etc. and only have RELATED SPECIFIC sets/pairs/groups shown with RELATED URLs.
Now, I know what you are saying, "Rex, I just wet myself, but what does that mean?" It means that you need to go get a new pair of undies. But it also means that if you are promoting Penis Enlargement, Viagra, and Child Fairy Tales in the same run, you won't have your Penis Enlargement and Viagra keywords linked to your Child Fairy Tales URLs. Can you say NO MORE NASTY CALLS FROM THE FEDS?
If you haven't gone through another pair of undies yet, grab a set. In addition to offering your spun BIOs/Signatures, I'll let you use ANY amount of versions. So if you didn't want a specific bit of text tied with one group of keywords and URLs, this is awesome. You can also submit multiple versions of spun text for a keyword too.
How do I get this Orgasmic Offer Rex?
So, if you're ready to get your freak on, FIRST click " Place Order " next to the corresponding package and send me a PayPal payment THEN SEND ME AN EMAIL with your PayPal transaction ID, URLs, Keywords, and specific instructions for how you want them to be used. I'd also like for you to include "with spintax" your Bios/Signatures text (all versions you have).
NOTE: It's much easier if you group URLs and the keywords for them together so I don't have to go searching for them.
Review Copies?
No premature ejaculators here.
$15 - Hardon 1: 5k forum profile URLs, bios, and signatures. (Place Order)
$25 - Hardon 2: 10k forum profile URLs, bios, and signatures. (Place Order)
$50 - Hardon 3: 20k+ forum profile URLs, bios, and signatures. (Place Order)