WF Content Rap

[exclusivewrites]

fractional-penny word to your mother
she be pissed, complain to your brother

bro furiously yells out to you "what's this, mister??"
followed by a kick to your balls from your irate sister

momma be online slingin' her best apple pie
ain't no converts with your words from Mumbai

with words apparently written by an 8th grader on her twitter
ain't no wonder why her pie sales are down in the shitter

for directory junk written with words of vanilla
then fine, go send your work off to Manila

if ain't no thang that the words be all smelly
then go ahead and send the order off to Delhi

maybe u can save money and be all patriotic and cool
by outsourcin' your content to freedom fighters in Kabul

but if u got the squirts from too many words cooked in ghee
why not try out some 3 cent gourmet words prepared by me

rapid turnaround and content nothing short of pristine
shoot me an order and i'll show you what i mean

 

[peacestone]

Was that supposed to be sung to the tune of the theme song from "fresh prince of bel-air" ? All I heard was a 1992 rap beat when I read that.

 

[Bofu2U]

Not bad.

Once you throw down your pound and the orders will be found while you drive around town you're bound to turn heads with your mound of sound while you pack your verbs and nouns and spin their heads right round while you hound the downed outbound crowned meat spinners that astound and dumbfound the southbound playground full of DPers that have more insults inbound than dropouts in your town.

Word. Bored. Drinking. Win. Bye.