What Up From A Noob

[Grace.R]

hey people, just wanted to say hi I'm new here was sent by a friend said this place was a good and decent place. Never know like...how sensitive people are in forums and some people get pissed off if you don't like... Introduce yourself.

but if that is the situation here I don't think I'll be around long anyway.

So what's up peeps?

 

[gseki]

Welcome. Please read the Rules and Regulations before posting.

 

[Bad Duck]

hey people, just wanted to say hi I'm new here was sent by a friend said this place was a good and decent place. Never know like...how sensitive people are in forums and some people get pissed off if you don't like... Introduce yourself.

but if that is the situation here I don't think I'll be around long anyway.

So what's up peeps?

Your friend said that this was a good and decent place?

You already know youre not gonna be around for long? I recommended that you mention your own name in the bext ban thread.

 

[Grace.R]

Welcome. Please read the Rules and Regulations before posting.

actually I did but there were so many

Have I actually broken one already? if yes... sorry. I'm not a spammer or advertiser... Just looking for people to shoot the shit with on net related stuff so I really have a problem except with moderators looking for someone to take stress out on.

 

[Grace.R]

Welcome. Please read the Rules and Regulations before posting.

oh you bastard you got me with that video... hhahha I was honestly going to double-click the rules to see if there was like some type of initiation post that you need to make and people would know that you hadn't read the rules if you did make the post.

It is a good example of one [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R-7ZO4I1pI"]Forum Regulations and Requirements[/ame]

 

[Grace.R]

Your friend said that this was a good and decent place?

You already know youre not gonna be around for long? I recommended that you mention your own name in the bext ban thread.

perhaps decent was an overstatement... I've been looking for a place similar to a place I used to hang at where there are basically no rules. You're free to say and do whatever you want aside from spamming.

When I said I didn't think I would be around long.. I was referring to if this was a high strung community with over the sensitive moderators... With a dictator type mentality.. I guess we'll just have to see

 

[iPwnNoobs]

thats funny becaus theres a thread all about rules for people named Grace

 

[con.mic]

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

IT IS ONCE IN A BLUE MOON THAT I ENCOUNTER AS FANCIFUL A FEMALE AS I DID YESTERDAY ON THE PUBLIC BEACH I VISIT FROM TIME TO TIME. SHE WAS WORKING AS A LIFEGUARD AND UPON MY NOTICE OF HER, CLEARED THE BEACH BY WRAPPING HER LIPS EAGERLY AROUND HER WHISTLE LIKE SHE SOON WOULD MY SWOLLEN GENITALIA, AS SHE MISTOOK THEM FOR A BEACHED WHALE AND ITS SUCKLING BABIES. NOW ALONE WITH HER ON THE BEACH, I WAS ABLE TO SAY HER A FOND HELLO BY CASUALLY TOSSING MY SEA-SALTED, SUPER-SIZED, SANDY SEMEN SMOOTHIE SECRETING SALMON STICK DOWN HER THROAT. IT WAS AT THE MOST UNFORTUNATE MOMENT THAT THE BEAST ARRIVED FROM THE SEA. A MIGHTY CRASHING WAVE BROUGHT WITH IT A HUNGRY ORCA WHO FOUND IT FIT TO TAKE A HEARTY CHOMP OUT OF MY STATUESQUE SLOBBERING SEA SNAKE, AND TOOK WITH IT A PORTION OF MY UNDERSTATED YET ELEGANT ARMANI SWIM TRUNKS. FORTUNATELY, THE SIZE OF THE LEVIATAN BETWEEN MY LEGS RENDERED THE ORCA'S MEAL A MERE SCRATCH. IMMEDATELY PRE-COITUS, I REMOVED THE PUDDING-PUMPING PENILE POSEIDON FROM MY FEMALE COMPANION'S STOMACH AND WASHED THE CREATURE 6 NAUTICAL MILES BACK OUT TO SEA WITH A REPRODUCTIVE MUDSLIDE THAT RAISED THE OCEAN'S SALINITY BY A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT.

I GUARANTEE IT.

What the fuuuccck???

 

[d_diggler]

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

IT IS ONCE IN A BLUE MOON THAT I ENCOUNTER AS FANCIFUL A FEMALE AS I DID YESTERDAY ON THE PUBLIC BEACH I VISIT FROM TIME TO TIME. SHE WAS WORKING AS A LIFEGUARD AND UPON MY NOTICE OF HER, CLEARED THE BEACH BY WRAPPING HER LIPS EAGERLY AROUND HER WHISTLE LIKE SHE SOON WOULD MY SWOLLEN GENITALIA, AS SHE MISTOOK THEM FOR A BEACHED WHALE AND ITS SUCKLING BABIES. NOW ALONE WITH HER ON THE BEACH, I WAS ABLE TO SAY HER A FOND HELLO BY CASUALLY TOSSING MY SEA-SALTED, SUPER-SIZED, SANDY SEMEN SMOOTHIE SECRETING SALMON STICK DOWN HER THROAT. IT WAS AT THE MOST UNFORTUNATE MOMENT THAT THE BEAST ARRIVED FROM THE SEA. A MIGHTY CRASHING WAVE BROUGHT WITH IT A HUNGRY ORCA WHO FOUND IT FIT TO TAKE A HEARTY CHOMP OUT OF MY STATUESQUE SLOBBERING SEA SNAKE, AND TOOK WITH IT A PORTION OF MY UNDERSTATED YET ELEGANT ARMANI SWIM TRUNKS. FORTUNATELY, THE SIZE OF THE LEVIATAN BETWEEN MY LEGS RENDERED THE ORCA'S MEAL A MERE SCRATCH. IMMEDATELY PRE-COITUS, I REMOVED THE PUDDING-PUMPING PENILE POSEIDON FROM MY FEMALE COMPANION'S STOMACH AND WASHED THE CREATURE 6 NAUTICAL MILES BACK OUT TO SEA WITH A REPRODUCTIVE MUDSLIDE THAT RAISED THE OCEAN'S SALINITY BY A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT.

I GUARANTEE IT.

Same Bro.

 

[faceblogger]

hey people, just wanted to say hi I'm new here was sent by a friend said this place was a good and decent place. Never know like...how sensitive people are in forums and some people get pissed off if you don't like... Introduce yourself.

but if that is the situation here I don't think I'll be around long anyway.

So what's up peeps?

Yes. It is a decent place

 

[monies]

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

IT IS ONCE IN A BLUE MOON THAT I ENCOUNTER AS FANCIFUL A FEMALE AS I DID YESTERDAY ON THE PUBLIC BEACH I VISIT FROM TIME TO TIME. SHE WAS WORKING AS A LIFEGUARD AND UPON MY NOTICE OF HER, CLEARED THE BEACH BY WRAPPING HER LIPS EAGERLY AROUND HER WHISTLE LIKE SHE SOON WOULD MY SWOLLEN GENITALIA, AS SHE MISTOOK THEM FOR A BEACHED WHALE AND ITS SUCKLING BABIES. NOW ALONE WITH HER ON THE BEACH, I WAS ABLE TO SAY HER A FOND HELLO BY CASUALLY TOSSING MY SEA-SALTED, SUPER-SIZED, SANDY SEMEN SMOOTHIE SECRETING SALMON STICK DOWN HER THROAT. IT WAS AT THE MOST UNFORTUNATE MOMENT THAT THE BEAST ARRIVED FROM THE SEA. A MIGHTY CRASHING WAVE BROUGHT WITH IT A HUNGRY ORCA WHO FOUND IT FIT TO TAKE A HEARTY CHOMP OUT OF MY STATUESQUE SLOBBERING SEA SNAKE, AND TOOK WITH IT A PORTION OF MY UNDERSTATED YET ELEGANT ARMANI SWIM TRUNKS. FORTUNATELY, THE SIZE OF THE LEVIATAN BETWEEN MY LEGS RENDERED THE ORCA'S MEAL A MERE SCRATCH. IMMEDATELY PRE-COITUS, I REMOVED THE PUDDING-PUMPING PENILE POSEIDON FROM MY FEMALE COMPANION'S STOMACH AND WASHED THE CREATURE 6 NAUTICAL MILES BACK OUT TO SEA WITH A REPRODUCTIVE MUDSLIDE THAT RAISED THE OCEAN'S SALINITY BY A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT.

I GUARANTEE IT.

post of the decade

 

[Bofu2U]

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

IT IS ONCE IN A BLUE MOON THAT I ENCOUNTER AS FANCIFUL A FEMALE AS I DID YESTERDAY ON THE PUBLIC BEACH I VISIT FROM TIME TO TIME. SHE WAS WORKING AS A LIFEGUARD AND UPON MY NOTICE OF HER, CLEARED THE BEACH BY WRAPPING HER LIPS EAGERLY AROUND HER WHISTLE LIKE SHE SOON WOULD MY SWOLLEN GENITALIA, AS SHE MISTOOK THEM FOR A BEACHED WHALE AND ITS SUCKLING BABIES. NOW ALONE WITH HER ON THE BEACH, I WAS ABLE TO SAY HER A FOND HELLO BY CASUALLY TOSSING MY SEA-SALTED, SUPER-SIZED, SANDY SEMEN SMOOTHIE SECRETING SALMON STICK DOWN HER THROAT. IT WAS AT THE MOST UNFORTUNATE MOMENT THAT THE BEAST ARRIVED FROM THE SEA. A MIGHTY CRASHING WAVE BROUGHT WITH IT A HUNGRY ORCA WHO FOUND IT FIT TO TAKE A HEARTY CHOMP OUT OF MY STATUESQUE SLOBBERING SEA SNAKE, AND TOOK WITH IT A PORTION OF MY UNDERSTATED YET ELEGANT ARMANI SWIM TRUNKS. FORTUNATELY, THE SIZE OF THE LEVIATAN BETWEEN MY LEGS RENDERED THE ORCA'S MEAL A MERE SCRATCH. IMMEDATELY PRE-COITUS, I REMOVED THE PUDDING-PUMPING PENILE POSEIDON FROM MY FEMALE COMPANION'S STOMACH AND WASHED THE CREATURE 6 NAUTICAL MILES BACK OUT TO SEA WITH A REPRODUCTIVE MUDSLIDE THAT RAISED THE OCEAN'S SALINITY BY A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT.

I GUARANTEE IT.

FUCKING. WIN.

 

[potentialeight]

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

IT IS ONCE IN A BLUE MOON THAT I ENCOUNTER AS FANCIFUL A FEMALE AS I DID YESTERDAY ON THE PUBLIC BEACH I VISIT FROM TIME TO TIME. SHE WAS WORKING AS A LIFEGUARD AND UPON MY NOTICE OF HER, CLEARED THE BEACH BY WRAPPING HER LIPS EAGERLY AROUND HER WHISTLE LIKE SHE SOON WOULD MY SWOLLEN GENITALIA, AS SHE MISTOOK THEM FOR A BEACHED WHALE AND ITS SUCKLING BABIES. NOW ALONE WITH HER ON THE BEACH, I WAS ABLE TO SAY HER A FOND HELLO BY CASUALLY TOSSING MY SEA-SALTED, SUPER-SIZED, SANDY SEMEN SMOOTHIE SECRETING SALMON STICK DOWN HER THROAT. IT WAS AT THE MOST UNFORTUNATE MOMENT THAT THE BEAST ARRIVED FROM THE SEA. A MIGHTY CRASHING WAVE BROUGHT WITH IT A HUNGRY ORCA WHO FOUND IT FIT TO TAKE A HEARTY CHOMP OUT OF MY STATUESQUE SLOBBERING SEA SNAKE, AND TOOK WITH IT A PORTION OF MY UNDERSTATED YET ELEGANT ARMANI SWIM TRUNKS. FORTUNATELY, THE SIZE OF THE LEVIATAN BETWEEN MY LEGS RENDERED THE ORCA'S MEAL A MERE SCRATCH. IMMEDATELY PRE-COITUS, I REMOVED THE PUDDING-PUMPING PENILE POSEIDON FROM MY FEMALE COMPANION'S STOMACH AND WASHED THE CREATURE 6 NAUTICAL MILES BACK OUT TO SEA WITH A REPRODUCTIVE MUDSLIDE THAT RAISED THE OCEAN'S SALINITY BY A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT.

I GUARANTEE IT.

rofl i hate that fucking guy

 

[DewChugr]

Grace, please stick your head in a blender.

 

[kingfish]

xrumer

 

[cougarclaws]

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

IT IS ONCE IN A BLUE MOON THAT I ENCOUNTER AS FANCIFUL A FEMALE AS I DID YESTERDAY ON THE PUBLIC BEACH I VISIT FROM TIME TO TIME. SHE WAS WORKING AS A LIFEGUARD AND UPON MY NOTICE OF HER, CLEARED THE BEACH BY WRAPPING HER LIPS EAGERLY AROUND HER WHISTLE LIKE SHE SOON WOULD MY SWOLLEN GENITALIA, AS SHE MISTOOK THEM FOR A BEACHED WHALE AND ITS SUCKLING BABIES. NOW ALONE WITH HER ON THE BEACH, I WAS ABLE TO SAY HER A FOND HELLO BY CASUALLY TOSSING MY SEA-SALTED, SUPER-SIZED, SANDY SEMEN SMOOTHIE SECRETING SALMON STICK DOWN HER THROAT. IT WAS AT THE MOST UNFORTUNATE MOMENT THAT THE BEAST ARRIVED FROM THE SEA. A MIGHTY CRASHING WAVE BROUGHT WITH IT A HUNGRY ORCA WHO FOUND IT FIT TO TAKE A HEARTY CHOMP OUT OF MY STATUESQUE SLOBBERING SEA SNAKE, AND TOOK WITH IT A PORTION OF MY UNDERSTATED YET ELEGANT ARMANI SWIM TRUNKS. FORTUNATELY, THE SIZE OF THE LEVIATAN BETWEEN MY LEGS RENDERED THE ORCA'S MEAL A MERE SCRATCH. IMMEDATELY PRE-COITUS, I REMOVED THE PUDDING-PUMPING PENILE POSEIDON FROM MY FEMALE COMPANION'S STOMACH AND WASHED THE CREATURE 6 NAUTICAL MILES BACK OUT TO SEA WITH A REPRODUCTIVE MUDSLIDE THAT RAISED THE OCEAN'S SALINITY BY A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT.

I GUARANTEE IT.

YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THE WAY YOU LOOK!

 

[lukep]

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

IT IS ONCE IN A BLUE MOON THAT I ENCOUNTER AS FANCIFUL A FEMALE AS I DID YESTERDAY ON THE PUBLIC BEACH I VISIT FROM TIME TO TIME. SHE WAS WORKING AS A LIFEGUARD AND UPON MY NOTICE OF HER, CLEARED THE BEACH BY WRAPPING HER LIPS EAGERLY AROUND HER WHISTLE LIKE SHE SOON WOULD MY SWOLLEN GENITALIA, AS SHE MISTOOK THEM FOR A BEACHED WHALE AND ITS SUCKLING BABIES. NOW ALONE WITH HER ON THE BEACH, I WAS ABLE TO SAY HER A FOND HELLO BY CASUALLY TOSSING MY SEA-SALTED, SUPER-SIZED, SANDY SEMEN SMOOTHIE SECRETING SALMON STICK DOWN HER THROAT. IT WAS AT THE MOST UNFORTUNATE MOMENT THAT THE BEAST ARRIVED FROM THE SEA. A MIGHTY CRASHING WAVE BROUGHT WITH IT A HUNGRY ORCA WHO FOUND IT FIT TO TAKE A HEARTY CHOMP OUT OF MY STATUESQUE SLOBBERING SEA SNAKE, AND TOOK WITH IT A PORTION OF MY UNDERSTATED YET ELEGANT ARMANI SWIM TRUNKS. FORTUNATELY, THE SIZE OF THE LEVIATAN BETWEEN MY LEGS RENDERED THE ORCA'S MEAL A MERE SCRATCH. IMMEDATELY PRE-COITUS, I REMOVED THE PUDDING-PUMPING PENILE POSEIDON FROM MY FEMALE COMPANION'S STOMACH AND WASHED THE CREATURE 6 NAUTICAL MILES BACK OUT TO SEA WITH A REPRODUCTIVE MUDSLIDE THAT RAISED THE OCEAN'S SALINITY BY A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT.

I GUARANTEE IT.

() is obviously getting worse. This is the third account we've found him creating on WF just to post these odd things. (But the first to impersonate a infomercial celebrity.)

As funny as it may be, I'm seriously growing worried about his mental health. Perhaps we should take up a fund or something for his medical bills?

BTW; Grace; go fuck yourself. There really is a rule here against posting an intro thread... & we're only nice to people who don't act like n00bs.

 

[richcam]

So what's up peeps?

Your time

 

[Celtik]

Welcome to WF.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

IT IS ONCE IN A BLUE MOON THAT I ENCOUNTER AS FANCIFUL A FEMALE AS I DID YESTERDAY ON THE PUBLIC BEACH I VISIT FROM TIME TO TIME. SHE WAS WORKING AS A LIFEGUARD AND UPON MY NOTICE OF HER, CLEARED THE BEACH BY WRAPPING HER LIPS EAGERLY AROUND HER WHISTLE LIKE SHE SOON WOULD MY SWOLLEN GENITALIA, AS SHE MISTOOK THEM FOR A BEACHED WHALE AND ITS SUCKLING BABIES. NOW ALONE WITH HER ON THE BEACH, I WAS ABLE TO SAY HER A FOND HELLO BY CASUALLY TOSSING MY SEA-SALTED, SUPER-SIZED, SANDY SEMEN SMOOTHIE SECRETING SALMON STICK DOWN HER THROAT. IT WAS AT THE MOST UNFORTUNATE MOMENT THAT THE BEAST ARRIVED FROM THE SEA. A MIGHTY CRASHING WAVE BROUGHT WITH IT A HUNGRY ORCA WHO FOUND IT FIT TO TAKE A HEARTY CHOMP OUT OF MY STATUESQUE SLOBBERING SEA SNAKE, AND TOOK WITH IT A PORTION OF MY UNDERSTATED YET ELEGANT ARMANI SWIM TRUNKS. FORTUNATELY, THE SIZE OF THE LEVIATAN BETWEEN MY LEGS RENDERED THE ORCA'S MEAL A MERE SCRATCH. IMMEDATELY PRE-COITUS, I REMOVED THE PUDDING-PUMPING PENILE POSEIDON FROM MY FEMALE COMPANION'S STOMACH AND WASHED THE CREATURE 6 NAUTICAL MILES BACK OUT TO SEA WITH A REPRODUCTIVE MUDSLIDE THAT RAISED THE OCEAN'S SALINITY BY A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT.

I GUARANTEE IT.

I just came.