What's The Craziest Shit You've Ever Done?
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I once broke into an abandoned mental hospital and walked around for about an hour. Seemed fine until I came into a few rooms with old needles and jars of misc. fluids. This was at night too and everything was pitch black and me and my two friends were scared shitless.
Hung up on Fox Media Legal thinking it was a joke.
Put a shotgun shell in a vice and hit the end with a pick and hammer.
Spit into an All State Wrestlers eye thinking he was a pussy.
Skydiving.
Alligator Hunting.
Drank out of a three story tall beer bong<---Dumbest shit ever.
Put a shotgun shell in a vice and hit the end with a pick and hammer.
Spit into an All State Wrestlers eye thinking he was a pussy.
Skydiving.
Alligator Hunting.
Drank out of a three story tall beer bong<---Dumbest shit ever.
I have a bad memory so I'll have to go with something recent.
Yesterday I was at the grocery store and I saw a Peach Yop that was 50% off because it was about to expire. I don't like Peach Yop though, so I transferred it to a bottle of Vanilla Yop.
I can't believe I got away with it, I'm 47 cents richer thanks to that crazy shit.
Yesterday I was at the grocery store and I saw a Peach Yop that was 50% off because it was about to expire. I don't like Peach Yop though, so I transferred it to a bottle of Vanilla Yop.
I can't believe I got away with it, I'm 47 cents richer thanks to that crazy shit.
That's almost as intense as the time I took a whole pad of half-off coupons for Starbucks Doubleshots at a gas station. ALMOST.
Pooped on a motorbike seat... ran off with a strippers clothes ... jeez I can go on & on those crazy army days!
A mate pissed in a fish tank with Piranahs in a pet store in Germany that was funny
A mate pissed in a fish tank with Piranahs in a pet store in Germany that was funny
good question. Tons come to mind but the most crazy would have to be a 7 person gun stand off at a camp site then my friend having to kill a dog by kicking it in the throat right in front of everyone. Poor dog didn't deserve it, it just sensed the tension in the air and attacked the wrong person. Other than that it ended fairly nonviolently, just a few bruises and broken noses from before the stand off.
Until now.
As for my craziest thing, it might be not using a rubber with one of my ex's lol. Other than that I had a crazy night with some "friends" of mine where were in a very large fight on the beach during spring break. 30 minutes later the cops evacuated the beach because someone got shot. After leaving the beach the guys I was with went by one of their exgf's house and threw bricks through her and her mom's windshields and a rock through the living room window. From there I rode with them to go meet up with some girls (3 girls who I later learned were all 16 (we were all 20-22). We went to a hotel with the girls and they got hte girls drunk, but no sex or anything like that. One of the guys got pissed, and snuck out of the room with the keys to their car. He pissed inside the car, all over the steering wheel and radio and shit, and took a shit in her backseat. At that point it was coming up on 7am, and I just bailed. I literally prayed and promised that if I didn't goto jail for anything that happened that night that I would never hang out with that crowd again, and I didn't.
Funny thing is, ran into the girl that owned that car a few years later at a car show. We ended up dating for a few weeks.
Well it went off. A kid named Stanley was in the shop with us and he ended up going to the hospital for an eardrum burst. Other than ruining my pants with 5 pounds of shit and him, we all acted like superheros or somethin.
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