Who ARE these people that are breeding?

[turbolapp]

Judge: Girl's name, Talula Does The Hula, won't do - Yahoo! News

At first I was like, wtf? The government is saying what we can name our children now? But after I read this I was like, where can I sign the petition to put this to law in our own country?

 

[bb_wolfe]

We named our kids silly names too:

 

[int_josh5]

got civil rights?™

 

[bb_wolfe]

got civil rights?™

Not Down Under™ they don't, mate.

 

[turbolapp]

2 witty innuendos in one sentence. Good job bb.

 

[MyOwnDemon]

Talula Does The Hula

Hahah, that name just screams STRIPPER.

 

[BluuueJammm]

Some great ones there, 'Yeah Detroit' awesome name.

I take it you've all heard of Sunshine Megatron?

 

[elime]

We named our kids silly names too:

HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!

 

[nachoninja]

I was like who does do?

 

[Rage9]

Well I mean if that's the case then it's time to revoke many African American names. Seems mostly female names are crazy as hell. You know it's true and just as fucked up. :anon.sml:

I do agree that this childs name is a little over the top, but oh well, she can always get it legally changed later.

 

[agua]

"Number 16 Bus Shelter" - that is a classic

 

[audax]

There was an excellent chapter on child's names in the book Freakanomics. One story was about this father who named his two sons, Winner and Loser. Winner ran into trouble with the law and ended up in jail numerous times. Loser graduated college and became moderately successful... and shortened his name to Lou.

 

[audax]

HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!

Cletus FTW... althought I think it's Q-bert (like the video game from the 80s) not Kubert.

 

[amanda11]

Be interesting to name your daughter Bitch.

 

[Janaic]

^^ You are mental.

 

[-Matt-]

My original name was Harry Balls, but then I had it changed to Gayford Buttram. After I got tired of gay butt ramming jokes, I changed my name again to Ben Dover.

Now I just got by the name of Paul Pourque (-rimes)

 

[janwonders]

My sister works in maternity and she said one woman called her daughter 'Chlamydia'

 

[Bofu2U]

this is all because having a kid is so "normal" now. It's not the same ceremony and/or act it was 20 or 30 years ago. You got a kid? cool. It's becoming a joke, just like everything else.

"Oh you're on welfare? Wait, nice Cadillac!" >8(

 

[BluuueJammm]

Some old Chris Morris and Paul Garner classics, he used to get people to say these over the airport tannoys:

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee

Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie

More here:
Heathrow prank - Airport tannoy mischief by Chris Morris and Paul Garner - on Bore Me

 

[HairyHun]

Some great ones there, 'Yeah Detroit' awesome name.

I take it you've all heard of Sunshine Megatron?

That you seen the one that's something like "Bus 16 Shelter" or some cramp like that?


Morrons!

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