Who moved my Chuck Norris?

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I was thinking about replying on one of the posts and then looked down at the icons (oh, btw i'm new) and saw, like, a Chuck Norris head and was, like, what?!

Have you guys ever heard some of those things? I mean, they're freaking hilarious. If someone compiled a 450 page ebook on "Chuck Norris Jokes That Will Make Your Eyes Bleed Your Laugh So Hard" I would be so tempted to buy it - regardless of price.

I mean for real.

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."

" Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent."

I mean, seriously, you just can't go wrong. If you got any more, please post em. If not, then, that's cool... I'm a dork. Peace.
 


Chuck Norris uses live rattlesnakes as condoms.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
 
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

THE CHUCK NORRIS FACTS - TOP 100 CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
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HAHAHAHA, AWESOME!! KEEP EM COMING! HAHAHAHA I love the "[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement." one. HAHAHA you guys rock!
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WTF was that last post.

Chuck Norris would kill that person with a single look.
 
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
 
Jean-Claude VanDamme once beat Chuck Norris in a fight. Then he was awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick in the face.
 
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
 
Last ones for today:

Chuck Norris invented the C-section when he roundhouse kicked himself into this world.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

The last thing going through your mind when you see Chuck Norris is his boot.
 
these are so funny.. can't stop my self from laughing..
Thanks guys for making my day.... :bowdown:
 
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