Who wants a good laugh from a dumbass college student millionaire wannabe?

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You're 21 and probably got this idea while taking a shit. I keep thinking back to that episode of beavis and butthead where they straightened a coat hanger and tried to sell it as an ass scratcher.
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Hahahahahaha, that's one hell of an optimistic kid.

Not only does he have one myspace/facebook/youtube-killer, but two, and they'll be developed by the end of the year!

I say he gives up on the ideas and goes back to searching for porn on his computer in his mom's basement by September.
 
man that made very very little sense. i think this guy is absolutely full of shit, he has no ideas and hes just getting a lot of people wound up
 
I wasted 20 mins of my life reading that whole thread. Thanks a lot. That kid is a full of shit optimistic who knows nothing about business or anything to do with the interwebs. I lmao'd when I read this though:
I've enjoyed reading most of your posts, but the domain name I wanted is already taken by some piece of sh1t site, so I will need to think of something else.
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I guarantee the kid thinks he's on to some breakthrough, but doesn't realize (a) how much it takes to develop a site (b) that the "breakthrough" idea has already been done a thousand different ways by a thousand other people and (c) there's no money to be made in it anyways.

I've met lots of people like that. I say "I build websites for a living" and they go, "hey, can you build me one? I've got this awesome idea that'll make a fortune - how about you build it for me and I'll give you a cut." "How about your girlfriend blow me and then we'll talk, mmmmkay?" :D
 
I've read like a ton of books. gosh.

I didn't get past page 2, but there are a ton of people on there that think you can't make a popular site with out VCs. Let's keep em thinking that.
 
DaveEMG said:
I've met lots of people like that. I say "I build websites for a living" and they go, "hey, can you build me one? I've got this awesome idea that'll make a fortune - how about you build it for me and I'll give you a cut." "How about your girlfriend blow me and then we'll talk, mmmmkay?" :D
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Haaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaa!!! Oh my god, this is so true (except the part about the blowing and a girlfriend, I don't play for that team).

The minute someone finds out you can build a website, they think you need a partner. Yeah, like those of us that can put up a website are truly idiots and need smart folks to tell us what to do with them! :rolleyes:

I used to get pissed off and want to rip them a new one for acting like I need their generous offer of scraps, not I just call them cheap for not paying to have a site built like normal people do.
 
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I've read like a ton of books. gosh.

I didn't get past page 2, but there are a ton of people on there that think you can't make a popular site with out VCs. Let's keep em thinking that.
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I agree with this wholeheartedly. I would rather poke hot sticks in my eyes than deal with a VC. It's not about wanting all the money for myself, but it's ludicrous to have to do all the hard work and put in killer hours so someone else can take a huge cut for doing nothing. It's not worth it to go into debt and make someone else rich.
 
Did anyone else notice that the juicers were calling DP people retards? I found that pretty amusing.

Not as amusing as the lowlife kid who claimed to be making bank, uses DP for "cheap seo labor", but then couldn't even post the correct url for it, doh! Then goes on to admit he falls for all of the ebook crap, but then says he makes as much as $1k a day or as little as $20. Jesus. If you're going to lie, at least put some effort into it.
 
I hacked into this guy's machine and cracked the encryption on his top secret idea files.

Apparently, he has invented a way to send steroids across the internet in binary. His second idea is a new kind of network card that converts the roids into a form suitable for human consumption and then they pop out of your CD-Rom drive.

He found some Indians on DP to do all the technical work for CHEAP!
 
I've met lots of people like that. I say "I build websites for a living" and they go, "hey, can you build me one? I've got this awesome idea that'll make a fortune - how about you build it for me and I'll give you a cut." "How about your girlfriend blow me and then we'll talk, mmmmkay?"
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I actually like when people do this to me. If it happens enough, once in awhile if works out in your favor.

"What was your idea again? Hold on, let me take some notes. OK, sounds good. Thanks for the idea. I'll call you sometime down the road and let you know how it worked out. Peace!"
 
I laffed when someone in the thread mentioned TECHCRUNCH as a reference to web 2.0

LAWL

i think whoever replica_fun is, is trying to feel superior in that topic lol
 
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