Whose LP is this?

[Onedollaridea]

Acai Berry 500, Acai Berry Power 500, Acai Berry Supreme, Pure Acai Berry, Extreme Acai Berry, Acai Berry Boom | Acai Products

Dude you seriously need to give more white spaces and there is too much information on there. The potential buyer will click back. I wonder whats your bounce rate? (must be pretty high)

 

[invisible777]

omg my eyes

 

[xmcp123]

omg my ears

 

[pat J]

omg my 9000 penises

 

[LotsOfZeros]

took me forever to load on my air card

 

[johu]

Acai Berry 500, Acai Berry Power 500, Acai Berry Supreme, Pure Acai Berry, Extreme Acai Berry, Acai Berry Boom | Acai Products

Dude you seriously need to give more white spaces and there is too much information on there. The potential buyer will click back. I wonder whats your bounce rate? (must be pretty high)

Let's ask the guy who owns this site. Oh wait, he was banned from WickedFire. Not sure why he was banned, but his postings in the sell/buy/trade forum are quite laughable, as well http://www.wickedfire.com/sell-buy-trade/29456-100-dollars-webmasters-forum-posting.html .

I love figuring out who runs certain campaigns. Now where are seocracy and lerchmo to spill their secrets on their campaigns?

 

[prince]

Hahaha, love it. I wish all my competitors LPs look like that.

 

[AdHustler]

jesus thats a bad page.

 

[butcher]

U sure its not yours??

 

[natewitt]

yeah and the rest of the acai review pages are real beauties

 

[coglethorpe]

You all laugh, but I just got 6 FREE bottles of Acai from that site! I only had to pay shipping!

 

[ImagesAndWords]

Lol @ the "Acai Award 2008" emblem on the side of the page there.

Nice - so where in the world do they host the annual "Acai Awards"? Who were the nominees? Was it selected by a jury from the Academy of Acai Berry Offers? I assume it was a huge televised event?

"And the 27th annual Acai Award(tm) award goes to...."

Gotta give the guy some cred for his attempt at b.s. authority.

 

[barman]

i'd be nice if people stopped calling out other peoples shit on a public forum

that's not mine, just sayin'.


/me goes off to order some acai

 

[montydad5000]

Dude, if you have audio that automatically starts blasting like that, you deserve to have your shit called out.

 

[BeerNuts]

Scared the shit out of my cat because she was sleeping by the speakers. Auto play video ftw.

 

[Nohel]

I bet you his QS is legit because of the content he has on that page...a bit much though

 

[Webwonder]

i'd be nice if people stopped calling out other peoples shit on a public forum

that's not mine, just sayin'.


/me goes off to order some acai

Word. Not mine either but who gives a flying fuck...

 

[rgordon83]

Nothing like bright red text over bright green background. Makes it soo much easier to read.

Also, the product i promote was only 3rd place at the 2008 Acai awards, so that kinds sucks b/c i lost some great marketing pull there.

And the sparkling animated gif stars reinforce my confidence. B/c anything that flashes is legit by nature. And it's cool that he's only showing almost all the 5 star products, not 4 and 3 start rated products like those other lame Acai Sites. Why would i ever buy a four-star acai product when this dude has THREE 5-star products? AND THEY ALL FLASH!!!!!!!

This guy has the best stuff....

 

[StarkReality]

Don't build you landing pages with your hosts homepage builder!

What I'm really missing is a gif of a cat running from left to right or at least some myspace glimmer animation...and rule #1: all landing pages should be hosted on geocities.

 

[keeper33]

Let's ask the guy who owns this site. Oh wait, he was banned from WickedFire. Not sure why he was banned, but his postings in the sell/buy/trade forum are quite laughable, as well http://www.wickedfire.com/sell-buy-trade/29456-100-dollars-webmasters-forum-posting.html .

I love figuring out who runs certain campaigns. Now where are seocracy and lerchmo to spill their secrets on their campaigns?

You'd think that people would at least register privately with WhoisGuard or similar