'Why did you steal 40,000 hotel coat hangers?

[cougarclaws]

One of the greatest IRL trolls ever:

A most extraordinary trial is going on in the High Court at the moment in which a man named Chrysler is accused of stealing more than 40,000 coat hangers from hotels round the world. He admits his guilt, but in his defence he claims that – well, perhaps it would be simpler just to bring you a brief extract from the trial. We join the case at the point where Chrysler has just taken the stand.

Counsel: What is your name?

Chrysler: Chrysler. Arnold Chrysler.

Counsel: Is that your own name?

Chrysler: Whose name do you think it is?

Counsel: I am just asking if it is your name.

Chrysler: And I have just told you it is. Why do you doubt it?

(cont.) High court hang-ups - Miles Kington, Columnists - The Independent

 

[rfss4]

lol this would be hillarious to have a video to go along with it

 

[Yaxxx]

hahahahahah this is hilarious

 

[johnysc430]

if they were copper hangers they are worth money if he scraps them. probably worth like 10 grand

 

[JoseArmando]

Just read on reddit it's fake... Fucking reddit. I'd be a happier person if I still thought it's real.

 

[HardSale]

if they were copper hangers they are worth money if he scraps them. probably worth like 10 grand

Where the fuck do you live where they make hangers out of copper? It's not strong enough and is 3000% more expensive than steel.

 

[cougarclaws]

Just read on reddit it's fake... Fucking reddit. I'd be a happier person if I still thought it's real.

god. damnit. :angryfire:

 

[ShlomiKalfa]

Holy fuck this is brilliant !!. he even got the judge going !!

"Judge: In fairness to Mr Lovelace, Mr Chrysler, I should remind you that barristers have an innate reluctance to frame a question as a question. Where you and I would say, "Where were you on Tuesday?", they are more likely to say, "Perhaps you could now inform the court of your precise whereabouts on the day after that Monday?". It isn't, strictly, a question, and it is not graceful English but you must pretend that it is a question and then answer it, otherwise we will be here for ever. Do you understand?"

The judge him self got carried away. This is fucking awesome !! i want to see tomorrow's one.

 

[subigo]

...independent.co.uk/opinion

 

[Uptime]

The whole exchange reminds me of a scene from a movie. Can't quite put my finger on which one.

 

[-joe-]

Where the fuck do you live where they make hangers out of copper? It's not strong enough and is 3000% more expensive than steel.

And where coathangers have $0.25 worth of copper...

 

[c3ns0rd]

The whole exchange reminds me of a scene from a movie. Can't quite put my finger on which one.

Who is on first, What is on second, I dunno is on third.

 

[tainted]

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[mattfca]

Who is on first, What is on second, I dunno is on third.

loooool

 

[jdomaha]

The author of that piece is dead. That makes me sad.