Why women are sluts and men are pimps

[Unarmed Gunman]

Pure win:

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[Infinite Keith]

haha

 

[yoink*gasp*]

lol x eleventy

 

[-Matt-]

awesomeness.

 

[babylonian]

+rep. I posted this on my facebook status, would be fun to see how the ladies react

 

[LotsOfZeros]

Pure win:

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Infinite wisdom to rival even Sumit's

 

[iamthewalrus]

genius.

 

[babylonian]

posted this on my facebook status, would be fun to see how the ladies react

one of the answers!

"u right! that's why people duplicate keys more often than change locks. keys easily break with slightest incompatibility so do masterkeys with overredulgence...."

:zzwhip:

 

[conjamuk]

one of the answers!

"u right! that's why people duplicate keys more often than change locks. keys easily break with slightest incompatibility so do masterkeys with overredulgence...."

:zzwhip:

lol.

 

[DTAlexONE]

Pure win!

 

[Bofu2U]

I posted it, waiting to see what the chicks say. Probably something about sexist locks.

 

[kblessinggr]

I posted it, waiting to see what the chicks say. Probably something about sexist locks.

Hopefully we won't have any analogies involving keys getting snapped off in locks.

 

[Bofu2U]

Hopefully we won't have any analogies involving keys getting snapped off in locks.

Don't give them any ideas...

 

[kblessinggr]

Don't give them any ideas...

You mea like Vagina Dentata?

 

[Jackeyy]

+REPPPPPPPP

 

[megashape]

haha that shut her up

 

[HarveyJ]

You mea like Vagina Dentata?

 

[Enigmabomb]

I'd have been like, "Shut up woman, get on my horse." No cleverness needed.

 

[khirz]

I made it my fb status too. 6 likes in a minute. Mostly girls too. Can't argue with the truth I guess. hahah

 

[Fatbat]

I nearly passed out laughing at this one...

<Jesus> a black baby died and went to heaven
<Jesus> and god looked at him and said, "you've earned your wings"
<Jesus> and gave the black baby wings
<Jesus> the black baby look up and said, "am i really an angel now"
<Jesus> and God looked down and said,
<Jesus> "HELL NAW, NIGGA, YOU A BAT"

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