WickedFire Movember Group, who's in?

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So I'm thinking of creating a WF group on Movember Worldwide ... for those who have no clue what this is, the point is to raise funds for prostate cancer. You basically sign up, post a picture of your stache and share on your FB page (or you can just donate to the group). At first I thought I'd create a group with a few of my friends, but then I thought to myself: Shit, WickedFire is an unlimited source of mustaches, and WF'ers probably value their prostates more than any other organ! (who can argue this one?)

Now, who's busting a mustache (or willing to) and is up for joining this group if I create it?

Reasons why you might want to join:
  • Someone close to you has suffered (or is suffering) from prostate cancer
  • You want higher chances of getting laid this month because girls are supporting this movement with Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GudcxvmHoyQ]Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day - YouTube[/ame]

    (That's in 10 days bros! Should be enough to grow a decent looking mustache lol)
    This video is going viral right now. I'm pretty sure 80%+ of girls in your city already know about it! :love-smiley-083:

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I stopped shaving around Oct 25 (normally in a beard), and trimmed to a mustache on Friday. I'm absolutely disgusting already, and already sick of talking about it.

Funny thing is the woman situation has picked up since shaving it. Same thing as when I rocked a mohawk in the spring. Fucking ridiculous.
 
Berto said:
I stopped shaving around Oct 25 (normally in a beard), and trimmed to a mustache on Friday. I'm absolutely disgusting already, and already sick of talking about it.

Funny thing is the woman situation has picked up since shaving it. Same thing as when I rocked a mohawk in the spring. Fucking ridiculous.
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that's because women are idiots and like things they shouldn't like because it makes them different from all the other idiot women.

Plus we all know you're pullin' ass regardless of facial hair style, don't be bashful
 
Berto said:
I stopped shaving around Oct 25 (normally in a beard), and trimmed to a mustache on Friday. I'm absolutely disgusting already, and already sick of talking about it.

Funny thing is the woman situation has picked up since shaving it. Same thing as when I rocked a mohawk in the spring. Fucking ridiculous.
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I miss having the mohawk to tug on......
 
Not many guys can pull off a mustache, that's for sure! I personally just stopped shaving last week and I'm already scared when I look at myself in the mirror, but my girlfriend thinks it's sexy (go figure how girls think!)

I love George Costanza's comment "Makes me feel like an unemployed pornstar!" LOL

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZm_lijcOBg]Seinfeld Mustache - YouTube[/ame]
 
dchuk said:
that's because women are idiots and like things they shouldn't like because it makes them different from all the other idiot women.
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Unable to grow facial hair, D?

Edit: And mustaches are disgusting. Close beards are, as always, hot as hell.
 
Never wore a mustache (dont like the idea of hiding behind it) but even if there is a 5% chance of getting laid because of it count me in Hey its for charity!
 
did it last year - poor scheduling on my part, cause thats when i also took a week vacation to Cuba.... but damn, let me just say, for every 10 girls that find staches disgusting (hi turbo!) there's that 1 girl that just LOVES em, and will do naughty naughty things to you... including a flight attendant/stripper.

Go fellow MoBros. I support ye!
 
I'd either look like I was going to rape you or a bad porn star from the 70s if I had a mustache.
 
this whole movement (see what I did there?) is just a ploy to troll hipsters.

That said, I haven't shaved since October 23rd cause the Dynamo have been kicking ass and taking names in the MLS playoffs. Will be in LA for the Cup Final the weekend of the 18th-20th if anyone wants to meet up.
 
Alright gringos... time to stop talking, and start ACTING. We're late, but better late than never!

JOIN THE WICKEDFIRE MOVEMBER GROUP HERE.
(Click "Join My Team" on the right)

Girls, you can also join as a mo-sista.

Once you join you'll get your unique URL: mobro.co/username that you can push on your Twitter/Facebook if you want.
 
avatar33 said:
Alright gringos... time to stop talking, and start ACTING. We're late, but better late than never!

JOIN THE WICKEDFIRE MOVEMBER GROUP HERE.
(Click "Join My Team" on the right)

Girls, you can also join as a mo-sista.

Once you join you'll get your unique URL: mobro.co/username that you can push on your Twitter/Facebook if you want.
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Is a mo-sister a chick who lets her pussy hair grow out?
 
avatar33 said:
[*]You want higher chances of getting laid this month because girls are supporting this movement with Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day
Have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache Day - YouTube
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Right, that's it, the favour needs returning. I'm starting a "have sex with a bird who wears her bra on the outside of her t-shirt day."

It's your lucky day girls, us kind gents will take you out the back and give you a proper seeing to if you support breast cancer charities. Don't thank us, it's the least we can do.
 
I'll paypal you some cash. No prob. Post it up or pm me, k?

To the younger members -- don't kiss your GF's mom goodnite if you have facial hair and was just munching on her poonie.

Talk about getting a dirty look.
 
Honestly screw all this moustache, hairy pussy pink ribbon shit..where's the money going? When will they find a cure? I know, never. Seriously, billions if not trillions of dollars have been spent on "research" and I challenge you to name me one serious disease there is an actual cure for that doesn't require a lifetime subscription of drugs to suppress the symptoms, highly toxic and ineffective treatments with a high probability of failure, further degradation of health (which will require subsequent subscriptions) and/or quicker death (see chemo) along with hundreds of other "side effects".

Instead of growin a 'stache to "raise awareness" (lol wut?) go educate some people on how to eat healthy and lose some weight or donate to causes that do this.

Before someone brings it up this has nothing to do with me being insensitive towards people with cancer or some shit like that. I've lost friends and family members to cancer just the same as the next guy. I just think money would be much better spent educating people on how to keep their bodies healthy rather than trying to fix shit once they've poisoned themselves. Most cancers are preventable and probably very few are related to genes and the like. In fact, the very same institutions that collect your money will tell you most cancers are caused by environmental factors, so tell me why most of their budgets don't go towards education? I know because it's all a fuckin scam.

Sorry to rain on your mustache parade just sick of hearing about this already. Yeah I'm gonna prevent cancer by growing a fucking mustache, get real.

This is just ONE institution in the US, what have they cured? Don't forget to multiply those figures by like 50 years and then by another few thousand institutions that exist worldwide.

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/rant

Ready for the hate coming my way in 3..2..1...
 
m0rtal said:
Honestly screw all this moustache, hairy pussy pink ribbon shit..where's the money going? When will they find a cure? I know, never. Seriously, billions if not trillions of dollars have been spent on "research" and I challenge you to name me one serious disease there is an actual cure for that doesn't require a lifetime subscription of drugs to suppress the symptoms, highly toxic and ineffective treatments with a high probability of failure, further degradation of health (which will require subsequent subscriptions) and/or quicker death (see chemo) along with hundreds of other "side effects".

Instead of growin a 'stache to "raise awareness" (lol wut?) go educate some people on how to eat healthy and lose some weight or donate to causes that do this.

Before someone brings it up this has nothing to do with me being insensitive towards people with cancer or some shit like that. I've lost friends and family members to cancer just the same as the next guy. I just think money would be much better spent educating people on how to keep their bodies healthy rather than trying to fix shit once they've poisoned themselves. Most cancers are preventable and probably very few are related to genes and the like. In fact, the very same institutions that collect your money will tell you most cancers are caused by environmental factors, so tell me why most of their budgets don't go towards education? I know because it's all a fuckin scam.

Sorry to rain on your mustache parade just sick of hearing about this already. Yeah I'm gonna prevent cancer by growing a fucking mustache, get real.

This is just ONE institution in the US, what have they cured? Don't forget to multiply those figures by like 50 years and then by another few thousand institutions that exist worldwide.

2vaayw6.jpg


/rant

Ready for the hate coming my way in 3..2..1...
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I like how everything you mention comes down to one thing my newly vegan friend, and that is diet. I swear, ever since you became one, you just never shut up about it.
 
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