Wickedfire Quote of the Year Nominations

Unarmed Gunman

Unarmed Gunman

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OK so motherfuckers drop straight gold around here, but I can never remember all the gems. I say we put together a list of the funniest, or most fucked up shit anyone has dropped in a thread this year. I'm too lazy to go digging up old ones, so here's the most recent one that gave me the idea:

farking said:
i know they say everyone has a price. but i don't think i could do that shit for the world. dicks everywhere. not my ideal Tuesday. oddly enough, with the dick ass mouth shit, it's the cock on the shoulder that would be the most fucked up. what's this parrot cock doing on my shoulder? i don't know. wow...i am really baked right now.
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Extra points for using the term "parrot cock" in a way that has nothing to do with actual parrot genitalia. Let's go - dig up the gold for this end of year classic.
 


it's just an honor to be recognized. i'll try to get high out of my mind and watch video's about cock more often.

I would nominate anything by sumit. He's wise like a motherfucker...
 
"I like DP, it's like the digital equivalent of hiring someone to work in your cotton field." - Me in some thread a while back.
 
Not sure which one... cuz they're both hilarious.

accho18 said:
you guys are all diplomats in my book, finding horns of tablets in your goose extravaganza's participating in your lemurs book signing won't help you grasp the context of painted rippled nerve endings brought on by sizzling anaconda meditation services.

oh and aunt jamman, i love your syrup.
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accho18 said:
As pastie as those leaned meats are those ancient wizards have too much to yield from their permafrost. Liquidating every salad on the table stripped with yellowtail gang bang, in hindsight it may bring more business to the your malignant tubes fostered with chuck creameries and delinquent carnivorous wankers.
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I rofl'd

conv3rsion said:
wait, hold the fuck up, are you telling me there is money to be made without flat out lying to people, charging their credit card for a piss poor product and a ton of unrelated shit, and moving my business to some country no one has ever heard of so they have no way to contact me or stop the charges?

Shit, next you are going to tell me that I don't need to profit only on the expense of other people's headaches and that maybe I should be thinking about a longer term viable business strategy.

GTFO
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