I 'accidentally' just pushed my wife down the stairs. Now she won't wake up. What do i do?!? - Yahoo! Answers
lol just came across this not sure if serious
lol just came across this not sure if serious

Haha, the responses are priceless.
based on the hifinated accidentally, im guessing that you murdered her and if it was an accident i highly doubt that you would be on the computer asking a bunch of morons what to do. get a life.